Category — U.S. Senate

Senate Banking Committee at Work

After thoroughly stinking up the U.S. banking system, the Senate Banking Committee met behind closed doors and converted their holdings to gold. The U.S. taxpayers will be notified after finalizing all congressional transactions.
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John Kerry has a primary challenger. Edward O’Reilly, a lawyer and former firefighter, earned a spot on the ballot with 23% of the vote. Although embarrassing Kerry with a vote for O’Reilly is tempting, I say perish the thought. When choosing between two socialists, it’s wisest to take the layabout. Ed sounds like he’ll show up for work. As experience has proven, the lazy Kerry will do far less damage eating bacon wrapped scallops on Nantucket.

Therefore, I endorse John Kerry in the Democratic primary as the candidate most likely to cause the least damage.