Category — Taliban

Whattahore, Pakistan July3,2008(Reuters)Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammed Omar warned the United States that if military action against Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America ’s supply of convenience store managers and goat cheese.
If this action does not yield results, sufficient to the Prophet’s (pbuh) desires, we will curtail the supply of cab drivers.

Minister Omar furthermore said, ”The jihad commences in earnest when we discontinue your supply of customer service reps. The final blow will be the loss of Motel 6 and convenience store managers.

This is getting ugly…