Category — Satire

Stepping back in history, Obama clears up some problems and puts his Hussein on the document. A historical painter from ACORN collective put brush to canvas to capture the moment.

This is more tidy than that unwieldy organ we suffer under daily, isn’t it.

The Obama campaign is condemning as “tasteless and offensive” a New Yorker magazine cover that depicts Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) in a turban, fist-bumping his gun-slinging wife. An American flag burns in their fireplace.

The New Yorker says it’s satire. It certainly will be candy for cable news.

I don’t know. It might be a bit outré for him but it seems to capture her quite well.

Well, tough darts and get over it.

Whattahore, Pakistan July3,2008(Reuters)Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammed Omar warned the United States that if military action against Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America ’s supply of convenience store managers and goat cheese.
If this action does not yield results, sufficient to the Prophet’s (pbuh) desires, we will curtail the supply of cab drivers.

Minister Omar furthermore said, ”The jihad commences in earnest when we discontinue your supply of customer service reps. The final blow will be the loss of Motel 6 and convenience store managers.

This is getting ugly…

It is not often our electorate has this possibility.

Canadians prefer Obama over own leaders: poll

A new poll suggests Canadians would prefer to vote for Barack Obama rather cast a ballot for their own political leaders, while 45 per cent of Americans envy Canada’s health care system.

The bi-national survey, conducted by the Strategic Counsel for CTV and The Globe and Mail, showed that here in Canada, Obama was more admired than Prime Minister Stephen Harper — or any other national leader.

Lets send Obama AND that 45% of Americans up to Canada. I’ll cheerfully take the conservative Canadians in exchange.

Let’s make a Deal Canada, you can have what’s behind door #1, #2 and the Cookie jar too. Hell, we’ll toss in Jeremiah Wright, Farrakhan, plus your choice of Dirtbin, Pelosi, or Reid.

You can’t beat this with a big stick!