Category — Osama bin Laden

Country Kin and Flatlanders #2

Festivus poles or memorial poles

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Who killed all those Iraqis? Hint: It wasn’t our troops.

For those of you who like to fudge words,

  • Do you support the troops but not their fighting the war?
  • Do you support firemen, but not their putting out fires.
  • How about police support, as long as they don’t enforce any laws?
  • How should we support Hitler, since he only killed 6M, instead of 20-25M as Stalin did?
  • Do you support the UN’s goal of ethnic cleansing in Bosnia? Bill Clinton did, since he prevented the Serbs from ending that war to Serbian satisfaction.
  • Do you support the Janjaweeds killing of unarmed persons in Darfur? Who will stop them? Not our army, according to the mushwit liberals here, our Armed Forces are terrorists.
  • Do you think we should fight Iran?

For extra credit:

Sitting at the UV Mall food court with your latte one pleasant day, when suddenly a normal member of the Religion of Peace leaps up, starts beheading mothers and kids in a dervish fashion. With whom do you wish to be sitting, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton or ME. Any 14 year old going on 37 can figure this one out.

I see no upset with my first post concerning the rotters that trashed the Noble farm. Or how the gun totin’ Woodchucks lived around there and never broke a window.

How hard should we slap the 17-year-old’s wrist for that “prank?” Should he get severe time out? Ripton used to be a standing joke about the hillwilliams living up hillside. What’s living up there now changes nothing

Yeah they’re Festivus poles although the original pole was steel. I cannot speak for other former military; this is one wardog who is renaming them.

Putting lipstick on a pig, changes nothing and produces an ugly pig.

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January 9, 2008 at 9:11 pm   12 Comments