These are the ratings; you gotta love them.
You can see the Libtard shows rankings.
The breakdown is by Prime-time and total daytime viewing rankings.

Cable Network Rankings: FNC #2, MSNBC #26, CNN #32, HLN #37 in Prime

In total Viewers, Fox News was the #2 ranked cable network last week in primetime, averaging 233,000 viewers behind USA. MSNBC was #26, CNN was #32, and HLN was #37. In total day, FNC was #4, CNN was #29, MSNBC was #33, and HLN was #35. You can see the full rankings for the top 30 below.

The BIGGEST GUFFAW comes from the ranking of the CARTOON Channel which comes in at #13.

The Toon Channel have more believable characters than MSNBC at #26 and CNN at #32.

 Prime Minister Brian Cowen better make sure his mother isn’t ANYWHERE near Biden’s  motorcade at the end of the presser.

Biden mistakenly blesses Irish leader’s mother

WASHINGTON — Vice President Joe Biden asked for God’s blessing for the late mother of Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen during a White House celebration of St. Patrick’s Day — except the elderly lady is very much alive.

“God rest her soul,” Biden said Wednesday night as he introduced Cowen and President Barack Obama. He quickly caught himself and noted that it’s Cowen’s father who is no longer living. Of the prime minister’s mother, Biden said, “God bless her soul.”

Biden then cited the Irish proverb that “a silent mouth is sweet to hear” and yielded the podium to the president.

Which is the odder statement:
Obama Says ‘Louisiana Purchase’ Will Help With the Earthquake in Hawaii
OR
Biden asked for God’s blessing for the late mother of Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen

What a pair!

Trim the yard the GREEN WAY?

Be safe, use petroleum propelled machinery.

This brand spanking new Airbus 340-600, sits just outside its hangar in Toulouse, France without a single hour of airtime.
Enter the Arab flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as engine run-ups prior to delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi.
The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area.
Then they took all four engines to takeoff power with a virtually empty aircraft.
Not having read the run-up manuals, they had no clue just how light an empty A340-600 really is.
The takeoff warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit because they had All 4 engines at full power.
The aircraft computers thought they were trying to take off, but it had not been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc..)
Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm.
This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air.
The computers automatically released all the Brakes and set the aircraft rocketing forward.
The ADAT crew had no idea that this is a safety feature so that pilots can’t land with the brakes on.
Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew was smart enough to throttle back the engines from their max power setting,
so the $200 million brand-new Aircraft crashed into a blast barrier, totaling it.
The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown due to the news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere. (ROTFLMAO)

Coverage of the story was deemed insulting to Muslim Arabs.

Finally, the photos are starting to leak out.

A French Airbus: $200 million dollars.
Untrained Arab Flight Crew: $300,000 Yearly Salary.
Unread Operating Manual: $300.
Aircraft meets retaining wall and the wall triumphs… PRICELESS!!!

“That’s why God gave them camels”!

Everyone should give up something as Penance for Lent so the teaching of the Christian churches say.

 I’m giving up Jogging.

A pig in the poke…

Arab ambassador discovers bride is bearded and cross-eyed behind veil

 The envoy had only met the woman a few times, during which she had hidden her face behind a niqab, the Gulf News reported.

After the marriage contract was signed, the ambassador attempted to kiss his bride-to-be. It was only then that he discovered her facial hair and eyes. [snip]

The court annulled the contract but rejected the ambassador’s demand for compensation.  [snip]

Could have been worse…

this could have turned into a poke in the pig!

 Filmed in the BUNKER!

Humor,  NO SATIRE!!!!!!

Where else can you get HEADLINES like these?

Papers cut back, proofreading is out.

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

The Editorial Room was called and asked about this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day.  

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

  No crap, really? Ya think?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 

 That puts a dent in the miscreant population!

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 

  What a guy!  

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

  Those good-for-nothin’ lazy Union workers!

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 

  Cuts down on appeals and no recidivism.

War Dims Hope for Peace 

  I can see where it might have that effect

If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

   Ya think?!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 

Who would have thought!  (Mike Mann, call your office)

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide  

  Those Bobbies are good to come up with that solution so quickly.

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges 

  Coulda stopped the Big Bang too!

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge 

  He IS the battery charge!

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 

   Not enough FATTIES in the first group.

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 

  That’s what he gets for eating those beans!

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 

 Do they taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 

   Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 

   Wow, are they tall!

AND THE WINNER IS….

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

You can add to THAT?

Put this in the photo album of wives!
Fatima, change places with Mira;
no-no the other Fatima!

You were told you would go blind if you did this!
Here it is one year in office and ALREADY glasses are required!

The goalie didn’t stop this shot on goal-

-neither did the refreshment stand!

Simple but effective!

Please AIM.

Science studies are so interesting.

This study demonstrates, for the first time in humans, that large changes in gene expression are likely an important mechanism by which these omega fatty acids exert their potent clinical effects.

Floyd Chilton and colleagues wanted to examine whether theses fatty acids might have other effects, and developed a dietary intervention strategy in which 27 healthy humans were fed a controlled diet mimicking the w6/w3 ratios of early humans over 5 weeks.

This is what happens:

Thought you might like to know!

As a photojournalist, I appreciate the serendipity that occurs in daily work and that really makes up most of the art you see.

You need an eye for comp and light, but nothing beats being in the right position at the right time, and most of all, always having the camera with you.

This photo I took from Maggie’s Farm, a great blog. She admits she copped it from another site and that’s the way it works.

Credit for the photo goes to American Digest. Some great photo work there.

Here’s your 1000 words!

…and kids, Conservatives can’t do this; they aren’t logical enough to think like this!
Believe it kids, this is why you too can be a Liberal and say:

I vote Democrat because
I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want.
I am a white person going through a sex-change operation who has decided to marry a black, transsexual former lesbian (the parent of three kids born out of wedlock) and adopt an Asian child–just to make my life interesting.

I vote Democrat because
I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

I vote Democrat because
I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I vote Democrat because
Freedom of speech is fine as long as it doesn’t offend me.

I vote Democrat because
When we pull out of Iraq I believe that the bad guys will stop what they are doing because they now think we are good people.

I vote Democrat because
I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I vote Democrat because
I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in 10 years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

I vote Democrat because
I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death-row inmates alive.

I vote Democrat because
I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education and Social Security benefits.

I vote Democrat because
I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

I vote Democrat because
I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

I vote Democrat because
My head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely that I’ll ever have or acknowledge another point of view. But I can wiggle my ears!