The frozen exhalations from the Cathedral of the Goric Goofus is now dust laden and choking. Picture the caterpillar with the hookah saying, “Who Are You” to Alice, while she hacked away.

THAT IS THE GORACLE!

Gore still hot on his doomsday rhetoric

THE CASE for global-warming alarmism is melting faster than those mythical disappearing Himalayan glaciers, but Al Gore isn’t backing down.

In a long op-ed piece for The New York Times the other day, Gore cranked up the doomsday rhetoric. Human beings, he warned, “face an unimaginable calamity requiring large-scale, preventive measures to protect human civilization as we know it.’’ His 1,900-word essay made no mention of his financial interest in promoting such measures - Gore has invested heavily in carbon-offset markets, electric vehicles, and other ventures that would profit handsomely from legislation curbing the use of fossil fuels, and is reportedly poised to become the world’s first “carbon billionaire.’’ However, he did mention “global-warming pollution’’ no fewer than four times, declaring that “our grandchildren would one day look back on us as a criminal generation’’ if we don’t move decisively to reduce it. [snip]

But while Gore prays for redemption, the pews in the Church of Climate Catastrophe are gradually emptying. The public’s skeptical common sense, it turns out, is pretty robust. Just like those Himalayan glaciers.

Buy stock in Kool-Aid, avoid anything to do with “green energy carbon offset” issues.

There will be NO M&A in that field.

Are you a flaming liberal?
Do you need to be governed?

Obama: Filbuster(sic) Making Nation Ungovernable

President Obama said today he is “very frustrated” by the repeated use of the filibuster to try to block almost every piece of legislation before the U.S. Senate, warning that the political maneuver is threatening America’s competitiveness.

“As somebody who served in the Senate, who values the traditions of the Senate, who thinks that institution has been the world’s greatest deliberative body, to see the filibuster rule, which imposes a 60-vote supermajority on legislation - to see that invoked on every single piece of legislation, during the course of this year, is unheard of,” Obama said in an interview with the PBS NewsHour.

What other outlet would carry this crap? Right, NBC, CBS, ABC and other lap dog media, state owned and run analogous to the fair and above board media in the article below.

Venezuelan police fire tear gas at protesters

While charging that the government is trying to curb criticism, the students also used their demonstration to call attention to electricity shortages plaguing much of Venezuela and other pressing domestic problems like double-digit inflation.

University students have taken to the streets daily since Sunday, after government pressure led cable TV services to drop Radio Caracas Television International, which has long been a critic of Chávez’s socialist policies.
[snip]

The government says RCTV was removed for refusing to comply with a new rule requiring media outlets to televise mandatory programming, including Chávez’s speeches. (emphasis added)

Self important pompous blather, prompter led speeches about NOTHING in the grand style of Castro, Kim Jong-Il, Ortega, Ahmadinejad and the MESSIAH.

To the question at hand, the answer is yes! If you are a liberal, you need to be governed, told how and what to think.
Why else would anyone stand or sit through hours of bloviating crap by any politician.

Listen to the I-ME-I-ME-I-ME junk pounded out in the SOTU.

Brings new meaning to the word VOMIT!

Offer your honor,
she’ll honor your offer,
then it’s honor and offer.

Nothing Says “I Love You” Like A Million-Dollar, Platinum And Diamond Vibrator

Guys, for the holidays this year, why blow your wad on an engagement ring when you can put your money where your mouth should be? Show your lady that you are committed to her pleasure and worship her vagina with a platinum and diamond vibrator.  [snip]

Perfect for the vagina that has everything. [Forbes]

Meanwhile in Copenhagen, those that purport to care about carbon in the form of footprints release large amounts in protest.

The diamond dildo is less polluting, less abusive too.

The “call me Senator, General” Boxer seems to have come close to OD’ing on carbon offsets after the dustup with Sen. Inhofe.
She’s going to have to cut back on those goodies!

 Nobel Peace Prize Delivery

Exclusive photo of the Prize package

Shown here being delivered by police escort to Coo-pin haagen (proper Main Stream Press pronunciation) for a surprise presentation at the

World Gas Emission Summit.

Up to 4 inches of snow in the foothills coming, a light dusting in Sacramento

Snow is coming to the Sacramento Valley — but only a light dusting is expected on the streets of Sacramento.

The National Weather Service said today that 2-4 inches of snow is expected to fall at the 1,000-foot elevation, below Auburn and El Dorado Hills.

I never realized so little snow cold flood an area so quickly. This is what a liberal education will do for your science acumen. Fortunately, I escaped that atrocious affliction, bestowed on the Millenials.

Ahnold warns the residents just in time!

A map of how California will be affected by climate change in the future was unveiled yesterday by state governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.The map, which demonstrates the devastating effects of global warming in just a century

Copenhagen climate summit: 1,200 limos, 140 private planes and caviar wedges

Copenhagen is preparing for the climate change summit that will produce as much carbon dioxide as a town the size of Middlesbrough.

On a normal day, Majken Friss Jorgensen, managing director of Copenhagen’s biggest limousine company, says her firm has twelve vehicles on the road. During the “summit to save the world”, which opens here tomorrow, she will have 200.

Denmark’s warm and ‘fuzzy facts’

COPENHAGEN — Shakespeare’s Marcellus was right. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.

In this hotbed of homogeneity, where global warming is a sacred assumption for the faithful, 15,000 people will come together from 192 countries to pray for two weeks over what can be done to save the Earth from certain doom. Few places are better suited to handle the throngs of unquestioning believers who will journey from around the globe.

Dissent is not tolerated, and diversity — in any form other than biodiversity — is not welcome here. [snip]

Security will be very tight given the recent imbroglio at CRU over the whistleblower leaking e-mails. Metal detectors surely will be employed due to the heads f state attending.

Are they mandating
bulls**t detectors?

As with any religion, to put an end to the folly, one needs a crucifixion.
I’m all for that…

Lets have one

I wonder if he can see his house and boat from up there?

Quick!  Somebody round up some celebrities so can they can tell us that global warming is real.  Maybe we could have a nice YouTube video or something to counteract this right-wing propoganda from—THE BBC:

This headline may come as a bit of a surprise, so too might that fact that the warmest year recorded globally was not in 2008 or 2007, but in 1998.

But it is true. For the last 11 years we have not observed any increase in global temperatures.

And our climate models did not forecast it, even though man-made carbon dioxide, the gas thought to be responsible for warming our planet, has continued to rise.

And look at this blatant “lie” the BBC ends the article with:

One thing is for sure. It seems the debate about what is causing global warming is far from over. Indeed some would say it is hotting up.

Al Gore, Nancy Pelosi, Barack Obama, and Harry Reid could not be reached for comment.

H/T: Drudge Report

This IS news!

I’d rank it right up there with:

FLASH! Vegan has Vegetable Garden

S. Korean firm to open major dog cloning centre

Why not, according to every moonbat enviro-nazi group running loose on the planet, Global Warming Climate Change will cause mass starvation in the third world countries.
Real Puppy Chow™  is a wonderful means to save billions of otherwise unproductive future socialists from beheading each other out of boredom.

A South Korean biotechnology firm will early next year open a centre capable eventually of producing up to 1,000 cloned dogs annually, a company executive said Friday.
“We need this new facility to turn dog cloning services into a full-fledged business,” Cho Seong-Ryul, director of RNL Bio, told AFP. [snip]

Germany calls carbon tariffs “eco-imperialism”

ARE, Sweden (Reuters) - Germany called a French idea to slap “carbon tariffs” on products from countries that are not trying to cut greenhouse gases a form of “eco-imperialism” and a direct violation of WTO rules.

The issue of greenhouse tariffs has met bitter opposition from developing countries such as China and India, who count on the developed world to buy their exports as they build their economies in the face of the worst financial crisis in decades. [snip]

Maybe Germany should slap P-O-R upside the head with some “eco-imperialism” as a contravention of WTO rules.

You know Obama’s vision for the USA is to turn the country into a developing nation, maybe like, say Kenya. He could feel at home that way.
Oh that’s right, HE’D BE EXEMPT from living that way; dispensation for Lord AlGore of course.

The U.S. House of Representatives has already passed legislation that contains carbon tariffs. It would allow the United States to impose duties on imports of carbon-intensive goods such as steel, cement, paper and glass from countries that have not taken steps to reduce their own emissions. [snip]

We are the World! 

Pelosi, Obama and Reid are quite amused at how stupid American voters are.

Starting with the passage of the unread Porkulus Bill, the lying and misdirection attendant with the Death Care bill, and the last minute unread INSERTION of 300 pages of amendments to the passage of the Cap & Trade Grand Larceny in the house, we now get the following from the Oil Refiners and Producers.

Big Oil’s Answer to Carbon Law May Be Fuel Imports

June 26 (Bloomberg) — America’s biggest oil companies will probably cope with U.S. carbon legislation by closing fuel plants, cutting capital spending and increasing imports.

Under the Waxman-Markey climate bill that may be voted on today by the U.S. House, refiners would have to buy allowances for carbon dioxide spewed from their plants and from vehicles when motorists burn their fuel. Imports would need permits only for the latter, which ConocoPhillips Chief Executive Officer Jim Mulva said would create a competitive imbalance.[snip]

Reliance on Imports

Refiners and brokers already import 3.12 million barrels of gasoline, diesel and other fuels each day, enough to supply every car, truck, train, airplane, boat and oil-burning power plant in Africa, U.S. Energy Department figures showed.

Those cargoes are in addition to the 9.76 million barrels of raw crude delivered to U.S. ports daily to supply refineries and chemicals plants. Foreign shipments of crude, gasoline and other fuels provide 66 percent of the petroleum burned in the world’s largest economy, according to the Energy Department.

Carbon prices will soar as U.S. refiners compete with each other and other industrial companies for a limited number of allowances, said Bill Durbin, head of carbon research and global energy markets at Wood Mackenzie.

Durbin, a former policy official in the Energy Department during the George H.W. Bush administration, said permit prices may top $100 a ton. Oil companies and their products emit more than 2 billion tons of carbon dioxide a year in the U.S., according to the Energy Department.

“If you can import fuels without the same carbon costs as domestic refiners, you will have an advantage,” Durbin said. “Does that open the door for offshore refiners? I think it does.”

 According to the MALEFACTORS in Congress, this Cap & Trade Bill will reduce our dependence on foreign imports. Of course it will.

In a pig’s ass, which is a huge pork!

Remember, businesses don’t pay taxes; they passes them through to the consumer as higher costs which result in higher sales taxes to you also, SUCKERS! 

Liberals never seem to understand this.

I guess the Bamster isn’t quite on the same page as the rest of the choir, or even in the same church mosque.

Europe leans right as voters choose EU Parliament

BRUSSELS – Europe was leaning to the right Sunday as tens of millions of people voted in European Parliament elections, with conservative parties favored in many countries against a backdrop of economic crisis.

Opinion polling showed right-leaning governments with edges over their opposition in Germany, Italy, France, Belgium and elsewhere. Conservative opposition parties were tied or ahead in Britain, Spain and some smaller countries. [snip]

Paybacks really ARE a bitch.

Canada passes “Buy Canada” type resolution

Canadian mayors have passed a resolution that would potentially shut out U.S. bidders from local city contracts.

The resolution is in retaliation to “Buy American” provisions in President Barack Obama’s stimulus bill. Mayors voted 189-175 to approve the resolution at the Federation of Canadian Municipalities conference in Whistler, British Columbia. [snip]

You can bet the beautiful people will have their own plan and CONGRESS will be covered under another SPECIAL plan.

Kennedy bill would make employers provide care

Employers would be required to offer health care to employees or pay a penalty – and all Americans would be guaranteed health insurance – under a draft bill circulated Friday by Sen. Edward M. Kennedy’s health committee.

The bill would provide subsidies to help poor people pay for care, guarantee patients the right to select any doctor they want and require everyone to purchase insurance, with exceptions for those who can’t afford to.

Insurers would be supposed to offer a basic level of care and would be required to cover all comers, without turning people away because of pre-existing conditions or other reasons. Insurance companies’ profits would be limited, and private companies would have to compete with a new public “affordable access” plan that would for the first time offer government-sponsored health care to Americans not eligible for Medicare, Medicaid or other programs.[snip]

Nowhere is there any mention of how this will be paid for now or in the future EXCEPT ON THE TAXPAYERS BACK.

Small businesses will close up shop. Large ones may find it cheaper to pay the penalty. MA’s foray into this mess has turned into a nightmare of soaring costs. The answer to that is restricting services, letting people die because it’s too expensive to treat them.
LBJ made the same promises about Medicare; it’s bankrupt and bankrupting the country.

If it wasn’t for CLIMATE CHANGE, imagine what it would be like!

Snow falls in western ND, in June

Snow has fallen in Dickinson in June, the first time in nearly 60 years the city has seen snow past May.

National Weather Service meteorologist Janine Vining in Bismarck says there were unofficial reports of a couple of inches of snow in Dickinson on Saturday.

Obama wants to raise the price of oil and heating gas under Cap & Trade.
Just another tax scheme, businesses don’t pay taxes. Taxes are the cost of doing business and are PASSED through to the consumer as higher prices.
You’ve been listening to the Democrats too long.

Carol Browner took a big step for Earth Day by leading the Obama team in the new direction. To show her commitment to Gaia, Carol

starts morphing into compost.

Such Dedication!

Here is the core of the Climate Change moonbat thought process.

Eco-Nazis=Marxists

Here’s one cogent argument against cap-n-trade.
Don’t expect any of the eco-nazis to listen to NASA when the report refutes part of their stated goals, which are confiscatory policies terminating in nationalized energy, auto or any other production resulting in aggregation of power.
Eco-nazis listen to science with the same keenness as Inquisitors listened to heretics and with the same conclusion.

Pollution controls caused Arctic ice melt: NASA

Read the rest at Vermont loon Watch.

The serious Climate Change damage forecast by the Eco-nazis is starting.

The heaviest snowfall in 20 years has closed thousands of schools and caused transport chaos up the eastern side of Britain, with London and the surrounding areas the hardest hit.
Six million bus passengers were left in the lurch as all London’s bus services were halted because of dangerous driving conditions, and every Tube line except the Victoria line was at least partially suspended. [snip]

The South East of England and the Pennines bore the brunt of the snowfall which began yesterday afternoon, with some of the hardest-hit areas reporting up to 1ft of snow. By the morning the heavy showers had extended as far north as southern Scotland.
Forecasters are predicting that during the rest of the day and tomorrow the snow will continue to extend northwards and westwards across the UK, with a wave of even heavier falls due to reach Britain on easterly winds this afternoon. [snip]

Gordon Brown cautioned Brits not to worry. Two things are in our favour he said. “One is we don’t have that ghastly FEMA over here. Two, the glaciers won’t arrive until mid July.”

Preventing Al Gore’s from getting to Britain to silence the traitorous Brown, were thousands of ravenous polar bears, driven from their homes by the growing ice pack.