1 Million Fish Dead in Bolivian Ecological Disaster

(3 Aug. 2010 - Update: The number of dead fish and other water-dependent wildlife has increased to about 6 million.)

Over 1 million fish and thousands of alligators, turtles, dolphins and other river wildlife are floating dead in numerous Bolivian rivers in the three eastern/southern departments of Santa Cruz, Beni and Tarija. The extreme cold front that hit Bolivia in mid-July caused water temperatures to dip below the minimum temperatures river life can tolerate. As a consequence, rivers, lakes, lagoons and fisheries are brimming with decomposing fish and other creatures. [snip]

 This is catastrophic! We need to take immediate steps as a country and as a capitalist system:

1. Buy the biggest SUV available and remove the catalytic converter
2. Start heating you abodes with bituminous coal (not anthracite)
3. Leave the A/C running 24/7 and set it at 66°-might as well be comfortable
4. Start eating at a burger fast food place once a day and have beef for dinner.
5. Use Styrofoam as kindling in campfires, it burns very hot and is excellent for igniting wet wood
6. Sell your propane grills and go back to charcoal, besides food tastes better

I’m sure individually each of you can come up with more climate saving  ideas, so lets get to work.

Finally the Global Warming stalwarts came up with the necessary data to back up their theory.
Many of the individuals that wrote to us here at NER, complained bitterly that Hotspur, Optimistic Patriot and I simply wouldn’t look at the specifics; well, you never showed them to us. Now you have!

According to this chart, 2010-11 will be represented by a cork!

This is for the twits, those still adhering to the xeric endometrium of Gaia’s vestigial uterus.
Take to your knees with bowed heads and listen…

The HUSBAND of Gaia asseverates all this as GOSPEL!

Lovelock: ‘We can’t save the planet’

Professor James Lovelock, the scientist who developed Gaia theory, has said it is too late to try and save the planet.

The man who achieved global fame for his theory that the whole earth is a single organism now believes that we can only hope that the earth will take care of itself in the face of completely unpredictable climate change. [snip]

You cannot deny his ‘creds”, not the founder of the “Gaian Theory.”
So stop the stupid “We’re so GREEN” idiocy.

Renewable technology ‘doesn’t really work’

At the age of 90, Prof Lovelock is resigned to his own fate and the fate of the planet. Whether the planet saves itself or not, he argues, all we can do is to “enjoy life while you can”.

Trying to save the planet ‘is a lot of nonsense’ (emphasis added)

The one place in the world that had to borrow a switch to turn off for Earth Hour.

Sooo Progressive! Soooo Obama!

The frozen exhalations from the Cathedral of the Goric Goofus is now dust laden and choking. Picture the caterpillar with the hookah saying, “Who Are You” to Alice, while she hacked away.

THAT IS THE GORACLE!

Gore still hot on his doomsday rhetoric

THE CASE for global-warming alarmism is melting faster than those mythical disappearing Himalayan glaciers, but Al Gore isn’t backing down.

In a long op-ed piece for The New York Times the other day, Gore cranked up the doomsday rhetoric. Human beings, he warned, “face an unimaginable calamity requiring large-scale, preventive measures to protect human civilization as we know it.’’ His 1,900-word essay made no mention of his financial interest in promoting such measures - Gore has invested heavily in carbon-offset markets, electric vehicles, and other ventures that would profit handsomely from legislation curbing the use of fossil fuels, and is reportedly poised to become the world’s first “carbon billionaire.’’ However, he did mention “global-warming pollution’’ no fewer than four times, declaring that “our grandchildren would one day look back on us as a criminal generation’’ if we don’t move decisively to reduce it. [snip]

But while Gore prays for redemption, the pews in the Church of Climate Catastrophe are gradually emptying. The public’s skeptical common sense, it turns out, is pretty robust. Just like those Himalayan glaciers.

Buy stock in Kool-Aid, avoid anything to do with “green energy carbon offset” issues.

There will be NO M&A in that field.

Are you a flaming liberal?
Do you need to be governed?

Obama: Filbuster(sic) Making Nation Ungovernable

President Obama said today he is “very frustrated” by the repeated use of the filibuster to try to block almost every piece of legislation before the U.S. Senate, warning that the political maneuver is threatening America’s competitiveness.

“As somebody who served in the Senate, who values the traditions of the Senate, who thinks that institution has been the world’s greatest deliberative body, to see the filibuster rule, which imposes a 60-vote supermajority on legislation - to see that invoked on every single piece of legislation, during the course of this year, is unheard of,” Obama said in an interview with the PBS NewsHour.

What other outlet would carry this crap? Right, NBC, CBS, ABC and other lap dog media, state owned and run analogous to the fair and above board media in the article below.

Venezuelan police fire tear gas at protesters

While charging that the government is trying to curb criticism, the students also used their demonstration to call attention to electricity shortages plaguing much of Venezuela and other pressing domestic problems like double-digit inflation.

University students have taken to the streets daily since Sunday, after government pressure led cable TV services to drop Radio Caracas Television International, which has long been a critic of Chávez’s socialist policies.
[snip]

The government says RCTV was removed for refusing to comply with a new rule requiring media outlets to televise mandatory programming, including Chávez’s speeches. (emphasis added)

Self important pompous blather, prompter led speeches about NOTHING in the grand style of Castro, Kim Jong-Il, Ortega, Ahmadinejad and the MESSIAH.

To the question at hand, the answer is yes! If you are a liberal, you need to be governed, told how and what to think.
Why else would anyone stand or sit through hours of bloviating crap by any politician.

Listen to the I-ME-I-ME-I-ME junk pounded out in the SOTU.

Brings new meaning to the word VOMIT!

Offer your honor,
she’ll honor your offer,
then it’s honor and offer.

Nothing Says “I Love You” Like A Million-Dollar, Platinum And Diamond Vibrator

Guys, for the holidays this year, why blow your wad on an engagement ring when you can put your money where your mouth should be? Show your lady that you are committed to her pleasure and worship her vagina with a platinum and diamond vibrator.  [snip]

Perfect for the vagina that has everything. [Forbes]

Meanwhile in Copenhagen, those that purport to care about carbon in the form of footprints release large amounts in protest.

The diamond dildo is less polluting, less abusive too.

The “call me Senator, General” Boxer seems to have come close to OD’ing on carbon offsets after the dustup with Sen. Inhofe.
She’s going to have to cut back on those goodies!

 Nobel Peace Prize Delivery

Exclusive photo of the Prize package

Shown here being delivered by police escort to Coo-pin haagen (proper Main Stream Press pronunciation) for a surprise presentation at the

World Gas Emission Summit.

Up to 4 inches of snow in the foothills coming, a light dusting in Sacramento

Snow is coming to the Sacramento Valley — but only a light dusting is expected on the streets of Sacramento.

The National Weather Service said today that 2-4 inches of snow is expected to fall at the 1,000-foot elevation, below Auburn and El Dorado Hills.

I never realized so little snow cold flood an area so quickly. This is what a liberal education will do for your science acumen. Fortunately, I escaped that atrocious affliction, bestowed on the Millenials.

Ahnold warns the residents just in time!

A map of how California will be affected by climate change in the future was unveiled yesterday by state governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.The map, which demonstrates the devastating effects of global warming in just a century

Copenhagen climate summit: 1,200 limos, 140 private planes and caviar wedges

Copenhagen is preparing for the climate change summit that will produce as much carbon dioxide as a town the size of Middlesbrough.

On a normal day, Majken Friss Jorgensen, managing director of Copenhagen’s biggest limousine company, says her firm has twelve vehicles on the road. During the “summit to save the world”, which opens here tomorrow, she will have 200.

Denmark’s warm and ‘fuzzy facts’

COPENHAGEN — Shakespeare’s Marcellus was right. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.

In this hotbed of homogeneity, where global warming is a sacred assumption for the faithful, 15,000 people will come together from 192 countries to pray for two weeks over what can be done to save the Earth from certain doom. Few places are better suited to handle the throngs of unquestioning believers who will journey from around the globe.

Dissent is not tolerated, and diversity — in any form other than biodiversity — is not welcome here. [snip]

Security will be very tight given the recent imbroglio at CRU over the whistleblower leaking e-mails. Metal detectors surely will be employed due to the heads f state attending.

Are they mandating
bulls**t detectors?

As with any religion, to put an end to the folly, one needs a crucifixion.
I’m all for that…

Lets have one

I wonder if he can see his house and boat from up there?

Quick!  Somebody round up some celebrities so can they can tell us that global warming is real.  Maybe we could have a nice YouTube video or something to counteract this right-wing propoganda from—THE BBC:

This headline may come as a bit of a surprise, so too might that fact that the warmest year recorded globally was not in 2008 or 2007, but in 1998.

But it is true. For the last 11 years we have not observed any increase in global temperatures.

And our climate models did not forecast it, even though man-made carbon dioxide, the gas thought to be responsible for warming our planet, has continued to rise.

And look at this blatant “lie” the BBC ends the article with:

One thing is for sure. It seems the debate about what is causing global warming is far from over. Indeed some would say it is hotting up.

Al Gore, Nancy Pelosi, Barack Obama, and Harry Reid could not be reached for comment.

H/T: Drudge Report

This IS news!

I’d rank it right up there with:

FLASH! Vegan has Vegetable Garden

S. Korean firm to open major dog cloning centre

Why not, according to every moonbat enviro-nazi group running loose on the planet, Global Warming Climate Change will cause mass starvation in the third world countries.
Real Puppy Chow™  is a wonderful means to save billions of otherwise unproductive future socialists from beheading each other out of boredom.

A South Korean biotechnology firm will early next year open a centre capable eventually of producing up to 1,000 cloned dogs annually, a company executive said Friday.
“We need this new facility to turn dog cloning services into a full-fledged business,” Cho Seong-Ryul, director of RNL Bio, told AFP. [snip]

Germany calls carbon tariffs “eco-imperialism”

ARE, Sweden (Reuters) - Germany called a French idea to slap “carbon tariffs” on products from countries that are not trying to cut greenhouse gases a form of “eco-imperialism” and a direct violation of WTO rules.

The issue of greenhouse tariffs has met bitter opposition from developing countries such as China and India, who count on the developed world to buy their exports as they build their economies in the face of the worst financial crisis in decades. [snip]

Maybe Germany should slap P-O-R upside the head with some “eco-imperialism” as a contravention of WTO rules.

You know Obama’s vision for the USA is to turn the country into a developing nation, maybe like, say Kenya. He could feel at home that way.
Oh that’s right, HE’D BE EXEMPT from living that way; dispensation for Lord AlGore of course.

The U.S. House of Representatives has already passed legislation that contains carbon tariffs. It would allow the United States to impose duties on imports of carbon-intensive goods such as steel, cement, paper and glass from countries that have not taken steps to reduce their own emissions. [snip]

We are the World! 

Pelosi, Obama and Reid are quite amused at how stupid American voters are.

Starting with the passage of the unread Porkulus Bill, the lying and misdirection attendant with the Death Care bill, and the last minute unread INSERTION of 300 pages of amendments to the passage of the Cap & Trade Grand Larceny in the house, we now get the following from the Oil Refiners and Producers.

Big Oil’s Answer to Carbon Law May Be Fuel Imports

June 26 (Bloomberg) — America’s biggest oil companies will probably cope with U.S. carbon legislation by closing fuel plants, cutting capital spending and increasing imports.

Under the Waxman-Markey climate bill that may be voted on today by the U.S. House, refiners would have to buy allowances for carbon dioxide spewed from their plants and from vehicles when motorists burn their fuel. Imports would need permits only for the latter, which ConocoPhillips Chief Executive Officer Jim Mulva said would create a competitive imbalance.[snip]

Reliance on Imports

Refiners and brokers already import 3.12 million barrels of gasoline, diesel and other fuels each day, enough to supply every car, truck, train, airplane, boat and oil-burning power plant in Africa, U.S. Energy Department figures showed.

Those cargoes are in addition to the 9.76 million barrels of raw crude delivered to U.S. ports daily to supply refineries and chemicals plants. Foreign shipments of crude, gasoline and other fuels provide 66 percent of the petroleum burned in the world’s largest economy, according to the Energy Department.

Carbon prices will soar as U.S. refiners compete with each other and other industrial companies for a limited number of allowances, said Bill Durbin, head of carbon research and global energy markets at Wood Mackenzie.

Durbin, a former policy official in the Energy Department during the George H.W. Bush administration, said permit prices may top $100 a ton. Oil companies and their products emit more than 2 billion tons of carbon dioxide a year in the U.S., according to the Energy Department.

“If you can import fuels without the same carbon costs as domestic refiners, you will have an advantage,” Durbin said. “Does that open the door for offshore refiners? I think it does.”

 According to the MALEFACTORS in Congress, this Cap & Trade Bill will reduce our dependence on foreign imports. Of course it will.

In a pig’s ass, which is a huge pork!

Remember, businesses don’t pay taxes; they passes them through to the consumer as higher costs which result in higher sales taxes to you also, SUCKERS! 

Liberals never seem to understand this.