Category — Effete losers

 I don’t think one can get more boring and drear than Liz Smith unless one is listening to the actual persons about whom she writes. Which means you don’t have a life.

SUSAN SARANDON, who appeared in three films last year and won kudos for her TV movie “Bernard and Doris,” is still not a contented soul. She says if John McCain gets elected, she will move to Italy or Canada. She adds, “It’s a critical time, but I have faith in the American people.”

OK, American people. You don’t want Susan to move out of the country, so it’s up to you to elect Barack Obama. What? You thought Susan of all people would be for Hillary Clinton? Well, no. She told John Hiscock: “I thought the whole point of feminism is that you’re not supposed to be defined by gender. I don’t understand the reasoning behind that, because I wouldn’t vote for Condoleezza Rice, and I hated Margaret Thatcher.”

Alec Baldwin, Robert Redford and a couple of other clowns were going to move out of the US if Bush was re-elected. He was, they didn’t. That was disappointing in the extremis. Redford did move to Vermont which counts for something I guess.

Why cannot these mentally indigent personages keep their word?