As funny as Laurel and Hardy were, they didn’t look this idiotic.
Stan never looked as vapid as Biden does in this photo; one has to remember Stan clowned, he wasn’t a clown.

This pair have all the lights on, and there’s no one home!
No wonder another pair of losers, Castro and Chàvez, think Obama is swell. 

Remember, you voted for bozos like them or them!

Freshman Rep. Grayson Taken to Cleaners in Ponzi Scheme

Freshman Rep. Alan Grayson (D-Fla.) lost $3 million in a stock swindle between 2000 and 2005, a Florida television station reported this week.

This guy is a lawyer to boot. The alte kackers in Florida elected this clown, what a bargain they got!
The old adage, you can’t cheat an honest man…

Joe Biden: ‘We Have to Go Spend Money to Keep From Going Bankrupt’

Vice President Joe Biden told people attending an AARP town hall meeting that unless the Democrat-supported health care plan becomes law the nation will go bankrupt and that the only way to avoid that fate is for the government to spend more money. [snip]

“We’re going to go bankrupt as a nation,” Biden said.

Hey, call me Joe, “My IQ is higher than yours,” what’s the first rule of getting out of a hole? They should have tossed this clown in one of the abandoned Scranton coal shafts and shut up.

He does provide comic relief.
Goebbels stand up routines come to mind. 

Biden: We ‘Misread the Economy’

Big admission from Vice President Joe Biden today.

“The truth is, we and everyone else misread the economy,” Biden told me during our exclusive “This Week” interview in Iraq.

ABC’s George Stephanopoulos Goes Behind the Scenes with Vice President Joe Biden in Iraq

What’s this “WE” stuff Biden Sabe?

Make that YOU, the ONE, the doods in Congress including the RINO’s who went along like the dips**ts in HS hoping some popularity rubbed off.
Add the idiots who voted free haircuts, sex without crabs and representation without taxation. Tack on TASS, The Always Supercilious Suckup media.
Somebody once said 40 million Frenchmen can’t be wrong. He may have been right, but he couldn’t say that about American Democrat voters in the 2008 election.

Biden acknowledged administration officials were too optimistic earlier this year when they predicted the unemployment rate would peak at 8 percent as part of their effort to sell the stimulus package. The national unemployment rate has ballooned to 9.5 percent in June — the worst in 26 years.
“The truth is, there was a misreading of just how bad an economy we inherited,” said Biden, who is leading the administration’s effort to implement it’s $787 billion economic stimulus plan. [snip]

The little clown car pulls up in DC center ring; it’s stuffed with Congress, but unlike the clowns they can’t get out. Stuck in there, the bunch of them male and female alike are farting and belching on one another. The Pelosimobile stinks of donkey dung.
Bring over a pachyderm, let it take a dump on the buggy. It will stink just as much however, it will bury the car.

[ Stephanopoulos:]
I pressed the vice president, who is also leading the administration’s middle-class task force, on whether he’d rule out a second stimulus package.
“So, no second stimulus?” I asked.
“No, I didn’t say that,” Biden said, “I think it’s premature to make that judgment. This was set up to spend out over 18 months. There are going to be major programs that are going to take effect in September, $7.5 billion for broadband, new money for high-speed rail, the implementation of the grid — the new electric grid. And so this is just starting, the pace of the ball is now going to increase.” [snip]

More crap in the center ring!

Joe Biden, the Idiocy Czar, turned his walnut loose again, this time over Swine Flu virulence.  

Joe recommends staying clear of any place, except a “field”, where droplets of virus-loaded sneezola can find their way to your mucous membranes.  No trains, no subways, no airplanes, no Senate massage parlors or restaurants where you can be implanted with infectious little snot rockets.  

Just a guess…those downy hairplugs poke through that cranium and extend, unimpeded by gray matter, all the way down to his brain stem, like autumn cat tails in a swamp.  Liberalism squared.

Ace has some interesting comments about Joe.

Another tip from Joe Biden.  Always leave yourself one bullet.  If you feel an itching in your nose and throat, put the gun in your mouth and blow the virus out the back of your head….

It’s often difficult for a virus to mutate sufficiently to jump between distantly related organisms, such as a mammal and a reptile.  Try dressing up like a lizard so the virus won’t think you can catch it….

Use Zicam, orally, nasally and rectally…

Biden.  Remember everyone, the dimwitted pantload is a SENATOR!

The testing goes on and The ONE is found wanting! The suit is very empty!

The World Will Test Us, Part III

 Joe Biden tried to warn America; he really did. In October, while campaigning for his running mate, Biden predicted what would happen if America elected an untested, inexperienced, single-term Senator as President:

  “Mark my words,” the Democratic vice presidential nominee warned at the second of his two Seattle fundraisers Sunday. “It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. The world is looking.”

[snip]
Earlier this month, the Chinese started harassing an unarmed Navy exploration vessel, requiring the US to send armed escorts into the international waters of the South China Sea. North Korea is about to launch an ICBM with a reported range that easily includes American territory. Moscow has flipped Kyrgyzstan and put our supply routes into Afghanistan in jeopardy.
Biden was right; they’re testing the mettle of the new President. Evidentally, they’re finding that he doesn’t have much, and they’re becoming more and more arrogant about their provocations.

We’re being bullied. How nasty of them to behave that way. Can  our esteemed Senatorial delegation to get our President to use our anti-bullying laws to make the Russians, Chinese and North Koreans stop.

You know the laws, the ones we teach our kids in school. The rules where you find someone to fight your battles for you. Yep, the ones that make things stop going bump in the night. Un huh, those rules are the ones the Admirals should be using.

All of the countries that the Messiah has offered the “new tone” in diplomacy have dissed the Teleprompter.

Even Obamassiah’s buds in Cuba and Venezuela tossed him under the short bus with his fave bowling team.

Not something to be taken lightly.

Obama will be tested within six months posited Biden, before dropping off the radar. Additionally, he pleaded for the populace not to judge the Obama Presidency harshly.

So what can happen? Will someone blow up the Sears Tower or release Sarin in the NY subway? Or will Obama pull all the troops out Of Iraq by the end of his first six months.I’ll bet the farm on that!

Here is the likely conclusion of this preference.

Immediately Al Sadr screeches for help from the Shi’a in Iran, Assuredly, they’ll be most happy to help butchering as many Sunnis as possible.

In the north, Turkey will clean up the border problem with the PKK, probably by relocating Turkey’s border somewhere south of Mosul. Why not have a war for oil; that’s more than existed in Armenia. Presumably, some ethnic cleansing is OK; if Obama’s Peoples Democratic Party says it is acceptable, then it is.

The Peoples Democratic Party will do what they did in 1972. The results will not be different.

With the eradication of Iraq, it’s a short march to Syria, consolidation of supply lines and then all out war on Israel. What do we do in this situation? Ask Pelosi and Reid. Ask Biden now. Obama stated his position a while ago.The U.S. creates more enemies and we become further isolated. Our enemies love this, both external and internal types.

The Middle East will explode with a excellent chance of becoming nuclear. What we’ll see is MAD in a small place, for starters. If you think Israel will go down alone, you are really dense.  Europe goes next; the Crusades will be a mere dot in history.

If anyone thinks Israel would listen to the US after we pull out of Iraq explain your reasoning. We already proved our word is worthless.

Losing a war has many repercussions.

A Hollowe’en tale to keep you awake at nights.

Here we have the person next in line after the most inexperienced person on the planet, saying we’re going to have a crisis in the first six months of an Obama win. He’s begging the citizenry not to do to the naif, what the Dummocrats did to Bush.

Madeline Halfwit came out saying the same thing, so I would surmise the briefings from NSA and CIA said ,”Bend over, fools, you’re it.” To quote Dirty Harry, “Marvelous!”

At least “That One” has Joe “Mouth” Biden to help. He recently underwent a brain scan and–well, they didn’t release any results.

After listening to Biden go off on various topics like a roman candle, results weren’t released because they didn’t find a brain.

Now we know why he’s not on the campaign trail. He’s “Off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of…!

What a bunch of bungholes!

Not often you see them this big!

No, I didn’t get the photos mixed up!

DNC centerfold porn!

Barack Obama has said he considered joining the United States military when he left school but decided not to because the Vietnam war was over and “we weren’t engaged in an active military conflict at that point”.

Mr Obama was asked by George Stephanopoulos of ABC’s “This Week” programme whether he’d ever thought about military service and replied: “You know, I actually did. [snip]

“And I actually always thought of the military as an ennobling and, you know, honourable option. But keep in mind that I graduated in 1979. The Vietnam War had come to an end. We weren’t engaged in an active military conflict at that point. And so, it’s not an option that I ever decided to pursue.”

Phew!

All male American citizens are legally required to register for Selective Service within 30 days of their 18th birthday.

Mrs Palin’s eldest son Track, 19, is due to leave for Iraq on Thursday, the seventh anniversary of the September 11^th attacks on America and exactly a year after he joined the US Army as an infantryman.

John McCain’s youngest son Jimmy, also 19, is a lance-corporal in the US marine corps who served in Ramadi, deep in Iraq’s Sunni triangle, last year. His other son Jack, 21, is currently training to be an officer at the US Naval Academy in Annapolis.

Beau Biden, 39, elder son of Senator Joe Biden, Mr Obama’s running mate, is scheduled to go to Iraq early next year. Beau Biden is attorney general of Delaware and a captain in the legal corps of the US Army’s National Guard. [snip]

Biden’s job is to prosecute any trooper that locks and loads before coming under automatic weapons fire.

Voters often fault Democratic candidates on issues of patriotism and support for the military. Bill Clinton was vilified by Republicans as a Vietnam draft dodger, though he defeated two Second World War veterans, President George H.W. Bush in 1992 and Senator Bob Dole in 1996.

But Al Gore, a US Army journalist in Vietnam, (Gore served in the Conex Corp) and John Kerry, a decorated Vietnam veteran who won a Silver Star while serving in patrol craft on Vietnam’s Mekong Delta, both lost to George W. Bush, who avoided active service in Vietnam by joining the Texas Air National Guard.

Mr Obama is more vulnerable than most Democrats on the patriotism issue because of his exotic life story, his past radical associations, his previous refusal to wear an American flag pin - though he has since relented and is now seldom seen without one - and inaccurate smears that he is a Muslim. [snip]

(Obama speaking to Stephanopoulos) “Let’s not play games,” he said. “What I was suggesting — you’re absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith. And you’re absolutely right that that has not come.”

The Illinois senator’s maternal grandfather Stanley Dunham served in the US Army in Europe during the Second World War.

His maternal great uncle Charlie Payne helped liberate Ohrdruf, a part of the Buchenwald concentration camp network - though he was criticised for misstating this on the campaign trail as an uncle who liberated Auschwitz. [snip]

Note to Obama, this stuff doesn’t rub off, you got to do it yourself.

But these military connections pale in comparison with Mr McCain’s fabled biography as the son and grandson of admirals who spent more than five years in the Hanoi Hilton prison after his jet was shot down over Vietnam.

Mr McCain took as his Republican convention theme the slogan “Country First” and both Mrs Palin and Rudy Giuliani, the former Republican mayor of New York, mocked Mr Obama’s time as a “community organiser” in Chicago when he was in his twenties.

Hillary Clinton, who Mr Obama defeated in the Democratic primaries, was ridiculed in 1994 for stating that she tried to join the US marines in 1975, the year she married, but was rejected because she was too old and had poor eyesight. Her husband Bill said this year that she had tried to join the US Army.[snip]

Probably she did, in what country?

 ”Understand what I did as a community organiser. When I got out of a college as a young person, 24, 25 years old, I moved to Chicago and worked with churches, who were dealing with steel plants that had closed in their neighbourhoods, to set up job training programmes for the unemployed and after-school programmes for youth.”

He also tried to “deal with asbestos in homes with poor people - community service work - which John McCain has been talking about, putting country first and extolling the virtues of national service”.

According to Obama, he had to make a steep dive in, level out and zig-zag to the buildings while receiving fire from asbestos junkies in an armed ‘hood. “They had everything but tanks.” “This is why I believe in the 2^nd Amendment but only if no one has guns.”
The only salvation for these people is Elijah Muhammad in the guise of BLT.

All make sense doesn’t it? Reading the entire article just roils the mud.

Here’s the way the real world works, not the silly liberal kumbaya “Can we discuss this” foolishness of the Obama beliefs.

Seemed to have worked as advertised. The Russians are now saying they’re keeping the Georgian Seaport of Poti.

Well, let us see what the Daunted Duo Obama and Biden have to say about this.

I wonder if they made the three bozos clean the chopper? Kerry served in Vietnam; don’t know how much time he put in the birds.

Senators in Emergency Landing

WASHINGTON (AP) - Helicopters carrying three senior U.S. senators made emergency landings Thursday in the mountains of Afghanistan because of a snowstorm.   Sens. John Kerry, Joseph Biden and Chuck Hagel were aboard the aircraft. No one was injured, according a statement from Kerry’s office. The senators and their delegation returned to Bagram Air Base in a motor convoy, and have left for Turkey.

A small forced march with the troops would have worked wonders for these junketeering clowns.

“After several hours, the senators were evacuated by American troops and returned overland to Bagram Air Base, and left for their next scheduled stop in Ankara, Turkey,” the Kerry statement said. “Sen Kerry thanks the American troops, who were terrific as always and who continue to do an incredible job in Afghanistan.”

GAK! Kerry is shameless.

The lawmakers were on a trip this week that included stops in India, Turkey and Pakistan, where they observed the elections earlier this week.

Kerry and Biden are Democrats from Massachusetts and Delaware, respectively, and the Republican Hagel is from Nebraska.

Hagel, the RINO, isn’t running again, so why is he wasting our money flitting around the third world?