Obama and Small business startups
The Obama Administration gathered several Czars together over the weekend at Camp David to establish a jobs program for the unemployed.
At the Saturday afternoon press conference, Robert Gibbs stated that, in keeping with the promise of transparency, this conference was about jobs.
The meetings were closed to the press.
“Since the President knows small business is the creator of jobs, that large corporations are evil, this conference is about small business startups.”
“These areshovel gig ready jobs that the whole family can be employed in.
These jobs won’t be just located in Louisiana either. Massachusetts, with or without that extra E is going to need these jobs after that $%**&#% election.”
Technology Czar Aneesh Chopra, Science Czar John Holdren, and Pay Czar Kenneth R. Feinberg colluded selected the business for the people that they WILL enjoy working and for what wages.
Together, they determined that 17 million unemployed Americans, raising frogs and shipping the legs to France for food, would settle our balance of payments, make America a net exporting country and end the recession.
And you gainsayers keep harping that the ONE has no business acumen.
Archived in: Economy, Obama, Satire, UnemploymentJanuary 24, 2010 at 12:40 pm | Trackback
6 comments
Dammit. I started a Chinchilla farm, and now you tell me this?
Whatta my gonna do with all these Chinchilla legs?
Feed them to the Frogs. They like hairy legs!
Nah. Maybe Denny’s can use them.
They got Denny’s in France?
Is this a joke or what? I can’t believe that Obama’s idea of starting a small business is through raising frogs. Is there anything better than this? Do Obama and the ’several Czars’ really think the people “WILL enjoy working” on this? They might be kidding.
Some of them are Glatt others are just Parve.
HOWEVER, under the ADA riles, all frogs get a Rascal™ free with their Medicare card regardless of their citizenship or Visa status.
Ain’t it wonderful!