Prosses more honest than the IPCC, Obama, Gore and CRU. They’re upfront about screwing you!

Prostitutes Offer Free Climate Summit Sex

Copenhagen Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards to city hotels warning summit guests not to patronize Danish sex workers during the upcoming conference. Now, the prostitutes have struck back, offering free sex to anyone who produces one of the warnings. [snip]

 
Lucky Bill Clinton isn’t attending

At least one politico needs a jockstrap:

Arlington mayor fires at Obama online

Tags president as a Muslim on Facebook

In the opinion of Arlington Mayor Russell Wiseman, President Barack Obama’s speech on Tuesday night on the war in Afghanistan was deliberately timed to block the Christian message of the “Peanuts” television Christmas special.

Wiseman made the statements on his Facebook page, where he declared Obama to be a Muslim. Only people on Wiseman’s “friend’s list” had access to the post. He has more than 1,600 friends on Facebook.

“Ok, so, this is total crap, we sit the kids down to watch ‘The Charlie Brown Christmas Special’ and our muslim president is there, what a load…..try to convince me that wasn’t done on purpose. Ask the man if he believes that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and he will give you a 10 minute disertation (sic) about it….w…hen the answer should simply be ‘yes’….” [snip]

‘The Charlie Brown Christmas Special’ actually had much more substance than the blathering drifting down from the  tedium podium at West Point.

Then we get this from the great state of Cal-ee-forn-ee-a.

El Centro holds position for highest jobless rate

[snip]But the jobless picture has always been inferior in southern California’s Imperial Valley.

“Our area typically has a high unemployment rate around 17%, so the hike is modeled after what the rest of the country has experienced,” said Cathy Kennerson, chief executive of the El Centro Chamber of Commerce. In 2006, El Centro’s unemployment rate ranged between 12.2% and 18.4%.
Double digits are normal in the good times in the desert just east of San Diego because it is an agricultural area and the farming workforce collects unemployment for half of the year. [snip]

What does the powers in Sacramento do to help? Do they get out the maps to see about getting water to the farmlands?

Arnold Schwarzenegger unveils dramatic climate change map which shows flooded San Francisco of the future

A map of how California will be affected by climate change in the future was unveiled yesterday by state governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.The map, which demonstrates the devastating effects of global warming in just a century, shows how San Francisco Airport would be completely underwater if sea levels were to rise by 150cm (60in).
The coastline on the map was also coloured, highlighting how nearly half a million Californians are at risk from rising sea levels.

They’re more at risk from rising bullsh** and taxes!

I wonder if Rio Linda is helped by this?

Finally one more clown in the news,  Algore, seen here grabbing the Oscar like it’s his johnson, gets another poke in the eye.
Hollyweird can with stand much, being the butthole of the universe isn’t on the list. They will eat their own. Liberals routinely do such things. The bones are tossed under the bus!

Take back Al Gore’s Oscar, 2 Academy members demand in light of Climategate

No, it wouldn’t do anything for the environment.

But two Hollywood conservatives (yes, there are some) have called upon the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences to rescind the prestigious, profitable gold Oscar statuette that it gave ex-Vice President Al Gore et al two years ago for the environmental movie “An Inconvenient Truth.”

Roger L. Simon and Lionel Chetwynd, both Academy members, are among a small, meandering pack of known political conservatives still believed to be on the loose in the liberal bastion of movie-making.

In 2007, Hollywood’s Academy sanctified Gore’s cinematic message of global warming with its famous statue, enriched his earnings by $100,000 per 85-minute appearance and helped elevate the Tennesseean’s profile to win the Nobel Peace Prize despite losing the election battle of 2000 to a Texan and living in a large house with lots of energy-driven appliances.

Chetwynd and Simon were prompted to make their hopeless demand this week by the….

…leak two weeks ago of a blizzard of British academic e-mails purporting to show that scientists at the University of East Anglia Climatic Research Unit systematically falsified data to document the appearance of global warming in recent years. [snip]

This is all the news you won’t see in the NY Times!

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