Dodd to get cored 

by Vermont Woodchuck

Prostate cancer huh?
May I suggest you just get it cauterized!

Connecticut Sen. Christopher Dodd said Friday that he has been diagnosed with an early stage of prostate cancer and will have surgery in early August, but the prognosis is good and the illness will not affect his plans to seek a sixth term next year.

Dodd said the cancer was detected in June during his annual physical and the results were confirmed by a biopsy.

What do you make of this? Dodd and Kennedy, two mouths yammering about how bad the US health care system is, so Dodd

[]…plans to have surgery at Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center in New York shortly after Congress adjourns next week and is “very confident we’re going to come out of this well.” [snip]

What in hell is wrong with the Canadian or UK hospitals; why are you not flying up to Vancouver or Ottawa?
Ryan Air has a great medical plan; Round trip fare, over night in a ward, offending organ snatched out, mistakes cheerfully replaced at no extra fee and your choice of cab either to or from the airport. 779USD in advance.

Anesthesia extra, see Obama
Med Czar for approval!

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9 comments

1 Hotspur { 07.31.09 at 3:39 pm } 

What they’ll do to him is similar to what he’s been doing to CT residents for years.

2 Vermont Woodchuck { 07.31.09 at 5:22 pm } 

I’d pay $1 to watch the cauterization done with a 6′ steel pinch bar.

3 JTHM { 08.01.09 at 7:11 am } 

And the liberals are now wringing their hands at some of the commentary being published.
I’ll just say that I’ve perused the net and haven’t found anything that comes close to the things that were WRITTEN and WISHED upon about the late Bush press Secretary ( and Fox reporter) Tony Snow and his ultimate demise from colon cancer.

To the libtards who are now whining, piss off you sniveling little hypocrits.

4 Hotspur { 08.01.09 at 9:13 am } 

Right, JT. Their sense of decency is very selective.

And at Dodd’s age, with the geriatric treatment related “reforms” of his own plan, he wouldn’t be going to Sloan-Kettering. He’d get the blue pill and a copy of Home Surgery Quarterly.

5 Bryan { 08.02.09 at 10:36 am } 

Maybe that *ssclown “IBLEEDFORCHRISDODD” or another prog luminary will chime in condemning all of us evil Conservatives for the ususal RBSH hate-crimes.

Maybe the treatment program will keep him from molesting young waitresses with his fellow RAT drunk, Ted “The Tumor” Kennedy.

6 IBleedForChrisDodd { 08.02.09 at 10:48 am } 

You rotton republicans are aaaaaa I am a sick fool.

7 Hotspur { 08.02.09 at 12:12 pm } 

Damn, foiled again. Can’t we keep a secret?

8 Bryan { 08.02.09 at 1:45 pm } 

IBFCD:

U mus bee a prowd gradumat uf the Uneversedy uf Connedikut. I saloot u and yur speling prouwesst.

9 Hotspur { 08.02.09 at 1:57 pm } 

You’re right, Bry. It’s kind of like a foreign language.