Educated by moonbats in public schools 

by Vermont Woodchuck

June 29, 2009 at 2:15 pm | Trackback

10 comments

1 Hotspur { 06.29.09 at 3:36 pm } 

We have a little free local tatler with a Speakout section. It has to be a parody of op-ed; no one in real life can be that stupid.

Off the subject - this kid is a real man.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/p.....tabuck.jpg

2 Vermont Woodchuck { 06.29.09 at 3:53 pm } 

My buddy sent this to me from the Scranton paper. Now the how and why of publication is open to conjecture. You as well as I have met idiots who believe plants have feelings.
Put on or not, there is a bozo out there believing this.
Their diet consists of tofu, protozoan saturated alga and diet Pepsi. They wear nothing but plastic clothing, so much for hating Big Oil!

3 Hotspur { 06.29.09 at 5:31 pm } 

I believe every word of your post picture. Our local, The Reminder, is what I referred to. Even the writing style is the same, young or old, this and that. Some J-school clown is editing all the letters.

4 Bryan { 06.29.09 at 7:32 pm } 

I think he/she/it gradumicated mangnadumbassly.

Hotspur…in real life people can and are that stupid…53 percent of them voted for the Resident Kenyan.

5 Codekeyguy { 06.29.09 at 8:25 pm } 

Hotspur,
That “buck” had to hurt!!!!!
VW,
This is the end result of Publik Skool. I feel sorry for the school systems across the country if all the parochial schools have to close their doors, and the millions of private school educated (read “capable of reading and writing the english language”) children hit the Publik Skools of America. the students will be teaching the (so called) teachers.
(Bias Alert) All my kids went to Catholic grade and high school, where teachers make less than half the local PS salary, yet provide better educated graduates than the “other brand”.

6 Vermont Woodchuck { 06.30.09 at 7:55 am } 

Well, I’m going to do a slight rewrite of this missive, submit the piece over the name Solada Twadell, a 7th grader from one of the panty wetting liberal schools.

Off it goes to the Flat Earth News, the competition, and I have some one who will answer their cell phone and swear that the epistle is from their step-daughter. Voilà! Publication and a pile of giggles.

Almost as good as the time I put my obit in the paper. Got I don’t know how many calls asking the cause of death. I answered the phone; told everyone I died of boredom! Well worth the effort.

7 Hotspur { 06.30.09 at 8:07 am } 

Danger. Avoid Aluceo. For viral boredom, he’s lethal.

I almost regret deleting his latest pathogen.

8 sf { 06.30.09 at 4:29 pm } 

I’m pretty sure that’s a put-on, since not even the dumbest person could fail to realize that meat comes from *some* type of animal!

9 Hotspur { 06.30.09 at 5:32 pm } 

I dunno, sf. We’ve had some commenters over the years who were just THAT stupid.

10 Vermont Woodchuck { 06.30.09 at 6:50 pm } 

sf, if I made a chicken out of euglena, would it be meat or a plant/meat?
It is a single cell, motile but has a chloroplast. (not all members of the genus do)

What is it? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euglena