Personal responsiblity Dept. 

I guess Tina is a hottie, or grotesque! Woowoo!!!!!

Nude pics in phone lost at McDonald’s get online

FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. – Here’s some food for thought: If you have nude photos of your wife on your cell phone, hang onto it.

Phillip Sherman of Arkansas learned that lesson after he left his phone behind at a McDonald’s restaurant and the photos ended up online. Now he and his wife, Tina, are suing the McDonald’s Corp., the franchise owner and the store manager.

The suit was filed Friday and seeks a jury trial and $3 million in damages for suffering, embarrassment and the cost of having to move to a new home.

The suit says that Phillip Sherman left the phone the Fayetteville store in July and that employees promised to secure it until he returned.

Manager Aaron Brummley declined to comment, and other company officials didn’t return messages.

Next!

Ark. man sentenced for killing slow hairdresser

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. – An Arkansas man has been sentenced to prison for fatally shooting a stylist who was taking too long to braid his hair.

Thirty-year-old Kerry Rendall Wilson of Little Rock was sentenced Friday to 24 years for second-degree murder. He will be eligible for parole in six years. (emphasis added)

Wilson’s lawyer says his client was high on marijuana dipped in formaldehyde when 39-year-old Henrietta Jones was killed in November 2007.

But the lawyer, Bill James, says one of the woman’s sons actually killed her.

Thank God, it is only a gateway drug. What would have happened if it was a REAL drug?

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3 comments

1 Hotspur { 11.24.08 at 2:31 pm } 

Plant sterols again.

2 Vermont Woodchuck { 11.24.08 at 3:22 pm } 

Intravenous soy sauce abuse, ohmigod, what is next. Ergot and paper bags to get high! Mass ministrations of duck sauce as a high colonic cure for flatulence.

What fey guy is getting his hair braided!

3 Hotspur { 11.24.08 at 4:56 pm } 

Ergot to hell, you meat eater!

Duck sauce left over in those little Chi Restaurant packets is just the right amount when you have…a problem.