Religion and Technology 

Seldom do the Sciences and Technology come together with Religion in such a clean and wonderful manner.

Through metallurgy, technology and good old American can do inventiveness; we have developed an implant that allows one to speak directly to God at the moment of placement.
The installation site is the forehead; some bleeding or swelling may occur there. Additionally some side effects like headaches and nausea are noted and the implant may not be painless but all this is temporary.
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.

The chart below gives some of the implant choices:

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Heard before implant, “God is Great.”

Heard after implant, “SF are Better!”

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November 19, 2008 at 9:52 am | Trackback

2 comments

1 Chris { 11.19.08 at 5:45 pm } 

lmao!! this was great.

2 Lazarus Long { 11.20.08 at 6:09 am } 

Some of us are at deer camp right now and that was a hoot. Yes, we do have an internet connection at camp.