AN ORGANIC FARM ON THE WHITE HOUSE GROUNDS

“Obama should….appoint a White House Farmer.  There is a group that has been touring the country this year promoting the idea of a White House organic farm….Such a farm, built on the extensive White House grounds, would be a symbol of independence, freedom and self-sufficiency…the farm should involve school children  and Americans with disabilities to help grow the farm’s produce.  The farm should also be built from compost of the food waste from the three branches of government…”

Listen up, kids and….YOU OVER THERE with the crutch!  Pay attention!   Now, some of these slugs in The House and the Senate, and especially from the Supreme Court are going to ditch stuff along with their bread crusts, oyster shells and pork bones.  Be advised….

Remove liquor and prescription bottles, betting stubs, cheesecake and beefcake magazines, phone numbers, photos of interns….expecially  the ones with lipstick prints…..phone pad leaves with “Friends of Angelo” at the top, marital aids, waxy Q-Tips, hand mirrors, anything in a tube, perfume bottles, sticky dandruff removers and underwear…..call HAZMAT about ANYTHING presumed to have been discarded by Senators Byrd,Kennedy and Dodd, and Representative Frank…remove and shred luxury-car brochures of all kinds, cruise-ship adverts, credit-card receipts, lingerie catalogues, things that look like socks, and ATM receipts

That all for now.  Start shovelling!