Sleepin’ with the cute little fishies
Don Obama attended a fund-raiser-cum-talcum powder party of 100 people at the gated home of Spandex-rash victim and brutal New Jersey bubble-gum rocker, John Bon Jovi. Bon Jovi muscled the attendees out of nearly $31,000 each to hear Obama’s latest declaration of war against the McCain Gang.
Bon Jovi playfully tweaked the older Obama by referring to him as an “old man”. Nervous kiss-ass laughter arose from the crowd. Then Don Obama delivered this warning to McCain and, especially, his consigliere, Moose Palin:
“We’re not going to be bullied, we’re not going to be smeared, we’re not going to be lied about….I don’t believe in coming in second.”
This was not believed to be a reference to Bon Jovi’s latest unfortunate Pap Smear. The dreaded “coming in second” was interpreted as Don Obama’s willingness to use the Vulcan Neck Pinch on Moose Palin, and deploy the terrible, two-handed Curley Howard self-inflicted face slap, while debating John McCain.
Reporters at this event had no difficult raising the $31,000 each from Andrea Mitchell, Chris Matthews and Keith Olberman.
UPDATE: Ceremony following the Bon Jovi gathering?
Archived in: John McCainSeptember 6, 2008 at 5:55 am | Trackback
4 comments
Another great example of Obama saying one thing and doing something completely different. If he’s going to bring real “change” to Washington, why didn’t he take public financing like he originally promised and cut the fund raising strings? Obama is no different than any other politician out there.
Right, Pat. But think how important he feels next to Bon Jovi. It’s about celebrity, of course.
What’s so important about being next to a sink cleaner?
A colorful little yellow, red and white brick. Good for windshields. I never thought of him that way.