A Squatting Senator 

by Hotspur

That’s what Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano, of the incomparable Extreme Elimination Challenge, called a contestant who failed at an athletic feat, and ended up falling into a pool of muddy water.

Our current Squatting Senator is BARACK OBAMA, who reportedly will tell us that “I think the surge has succeeded in ways that nobody (?) anticipated.

And then he suggested that he’s said this before.  There’s a Yiddish word for this kind of nerve.  Hey, lefties!  How do you like him so far?

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September 4, 2008 at 8:48 pm | Trackback

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3 comments

1 Vermont Woodchuck { 09.05.08 at 9:34 am } 

There are lots of Yiddish words for B. Hussein Obama. Try putz punim for starters, followed by leydikgeyer, then a fonferer, a paskudnyak and finally a pitshetsh. Except for the first pne you can use these in polite company, the first probably will get you tosseed out of shul on your tukis.

You want translations go find a Yid (you better pronounce that Yeed unless you want something heavy in the face) for meanings.

2 Hotspur { 09.05.08 at 1:18 pm } 

So you think that’s enough, maybe?

3 Vermont Woodchuck { 09.05.08 at 2:03 pm } 

I just read my English typing, I better stick to Yiddish.