Resting his case in the wrong place
Cologne-soaked sissy-boy John Edwards might be male enough to have a lover and love child, but not man enough to stand by his wife Elizabeth, who still suffers from cancer, without a little strange on the side.
Hit the link and study the pictures. Poor kid. With that gene pool, they’ll have to start him on swing-bridge banjo lessons right away.
Now jump ahead a few weeks…
“I want to thank all of the good folks, in both Americas, for their cards and letters of support for me during this difficult time. You’ll understand that I can’t comment on the scurrilous accusations that have been made by the National Enquirer; accusations that completely miss the point of my friendship with Ms, Hunter, and about which I’ll comment when I can.
My inappropriate friendship and poor judgement in this personal and private matter reflects poorly on my wife, Elizabeth, and the people of North Carolina who put their trust in me. For now I simply ask the people of both Americas to allow me the privacy and time to set this matter to rest. Thank you, and God bless both Americas.”
Heh heh heh…of course, it might all be a mistake. Yup.
UPDATE: Concerning the now deleted comment from the syphilitic leftard stalker who claimed that only the Enquirer had this story, his own love site SLATE had commentary as well. Interesting piece.
Archived in: Democrats, Infidelity, John EdwardsJuly 23, 2008 at 5:21 pm | Trackback
6 comments
Looks like she got the short uhh, OK we won’t go there.
As the jarhead DI would say,”Let me see your War Face!”
OOOOHH, that certainly is a scary one.
You’d think Edwards would have lent her some of his hairspray.
Oh, such pungent commentary! Am I the “leftard stalker” you freaks deleted because you don’t agree with me? And who you apparently banned from this shit site?
What’s the matter, boys? Practicing the Goebbels method of information management?
Sort of like FOX News, huh?
I travel a lot, so I’ll be dropping little notes here with increasing frequency–usually about 2AM Eastern.
Check back often!
Who’s this dork, Johnny Russia? He needs a life.
Johnny’s the guy who appeared here under another name, and snivelled about the National Enquirer link. Maybe he couldn’t fit the pages into his John Edwards scrapbook.
His blog is the Jack Rabbit Cafe, the kind of place named for, and frequented by, art school dropouts.
JR - thinking this over. You weren’t the leftard stalker in question, and you obviously aren’t banned, because you’re here.
His commentary was by degrees lower than yours, which isn’t exactly cognoscenti quality either.
I called Goebbels and Fox News; they said the Jack Rabbit Cafe, serving up Zero Comment stupidity since January 2008, was no threat to our world plans. Fox News said you should turn down the lights, play “Visions of Johanna” a few times, and have a good cry.
This is Johnny’s blogger profile. He’ll sign your yearbook with little smiley faces and with things like “Don”t EVER change!!” and “See you next Fall, Dollface!!!!”…for just a lollypop. He’s a bon vivant Gemini, after all….
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