Every candidate needs ground transportation that allows for the vagaries of campaign statements and miscues. Now thanks to Kerry Motors, Obama has such a charismatic vehicle. Additionally, the directional signals have been removed. No sense in having an item that just confuses the voters.

The Chosen now can navigate instantaneously to an opposing position before anyone becomes aware of directional shift.

The Woodchuck is proud to present this Classic Campaign contrivance.

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