An email from Ireland to the brethren in the States, here’s a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:

We, in Ireland, can’t figure out why people are even bothering to
hold an election in the United States.

On one side, you have a pants-wearing lawyer, married to a lawyer who can’t keep his pants on, who just lost a long ……and heated primary against a lawyer who goes to the wrong church who is married to yet another lawyer …… who doesn’t even like the country her husband wants to run.

Now. . . . . On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate ‘Mc’ terminology, …married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship!

What in Lord’s name are ye lads thinking over there in the colonies ???