WARNING FROM THE MIDDLE EAST
Whattahore, Pakistan July3,2008(Reuters)Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammed Omar warned the United States that if military action against Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America ’s supply of convenience store managers and goat cheese.
If this action does not yield results, sufficient to the Prophet’s (pbuh) desires, we will curtail the supply of cab drivers.
Minister Omar furthermore said, ”The jihad commences in earnest when we discontinue your supply of customer service reps. The final blow will be the loss of Motel 6 and convenience store managers.
This is getting ugly…
Archived in: Al Qaeda, Satire, TalibanJuly 3, 2008 at 1:05 pm | Trackback
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I’m sure the Progs will be very upset about the loss of hte goat cheese…goat cheese from white, prog, organic farmers from Vermont just doesnt carry the same ideological smug value.
Goat cheese to a Vermont Prog is an aphrodisiac, to be smeared on the body before plodding or prancing (depending on bent) to the pasture for prurient play.