What the right wing media didn’t tell you

Perhaps it has slipped past everyone’s perspicacity about the tribulations in the Midwest.
It seems no one perceived that Bushitler moved Iowa, Illinois and Wisconsin together so they are subjected to reprisal more easily. This amalgamation of states votes Donkey with regularity. Just how did they get a communal border? Bush had Rove move them last month.

For pure malice, look for Karl Rove’s surreptitious weather manipulation; who else commands these satanic elements. Having Cheney weaken the levees with his stents was brilliant.

What is surprising is Bushitler hasn’t renamed Cedar Rapids to Cedar Lake or Great Cedar Pool. He still has time.

Criticism from the Liberals is forthcoming. If Bush wants to show he truly understands the nature of the problem, they articulate, he’ll demand the UN take over, while we ply them with our national treasure, a sort of a Universal “Food for Less Water” schema under their auspices.
In exchange for the world’s help, a few maidens of select young citizenry are offered to prevent the Blue Beret from pillaging our countryside.
Reid, Dirtbin, and Pelosi surely will be glad to act as disinterested parties. Following the Obamadhi’s lead, this troika will dole out a variety of adjunct jobs at high salaries, to deserving Donks for showing up.

The front-runners for profit in this are Big Corn and Big Oil. Foodstuffs and biofuel prices will spike. Women and children are the first to starve, then the poor die since they use only fossil fueled vehicles. Big Corn has no heart.

Your redemption occurs when you drive your alternatively fuel vehicle to the store to fight for that last bag of flour. At least, you can bake it in your alternative oven, probably fueled by dog dung.

Thanks to the Eco-nazis for their help with this predicament, particularly the Sierra Club, The World Wildlife Fund and Al Gore. Please join us in a light Sudanese brunch of mealy bugs and grass stems.

Jump on your G-V’s; fly down for the festivities.

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