Good SURF

Good SITE

Good PARODY (to the tune of “Camelot”)

When the Democrats takes over we will no longer have to worry about global warming

It’s true! It’s true! The Democrats have made it clear,
The climate must be perfect all the year.

A law will be made in Congress that:
July and August cannot be too hot.
And there will be a legal limit to snow here
with Democrats.
The winter is forbidden until December
And exits March the second on the dot
By order, Summer lingers through September
With Democats!
Democrats! Democrats!
I know it sounds a bit bizarre,
But with Democrats, Democrats
That’s how conditions are.
The rain may never fall til after sundown.
By eight, the morning fog must disappear.
In short there’s not a more congenial spot
for happy-ever-aftering than here
with Democrats.

Democrats! Democrats!
I know it gives a person pause,
But with Democrats, Democrats,
Those will be the legal laws.
The snow may never slush upon the hillside.
By nine PM the moonlight must appear.
In short there’s simpy not
A more congenial spot
For happily-ever-aftering than here
With Democrats.

(By Richard Nieporent, at Roger Simon’s blog)