How to always be right, uh left, which is liberal right, on the left. Right? Understand?

It is axiomatic with the Dakota Indians that “If you are riding a dead horse the best thing to do is dismount.” Always pragmatic, our Amerind fellows, are they not?

In Vermont’s political environment, the progressives and slow learning democrats incorporate planning for such contingencies. No sense being fuddled like FEMA.
Because of the heavy investment factor in always being right, they approved a methodology for dealing with such a condition; it follows:

• Fund a committee to study the horse
• Fund another committee to reanimate the horse
• Declare that the dead horse is more cost effective
• Create a new protected group for horses called living impaired
• Pass hate crime laws prohibiting disparagement of the horse
• Arrange junkets to see how others ride dead horses
• Provide additional funding to increase horse’s performance
• Empanel experts to see if lighter riders would improve performance
• Harness several dead horses together for increased speed and efficiency
• Rewrite the laws governing performance requirements for horses
• Appoint an Blue Ribbon Panel to investigate correlation between dead horses and climate change (global warming)
• Raise taxes on dead horses
• Enlarge the bureaucracy for riding the dead horse, creating a training session to increase the riders load share

If the problem still exists:

• Have the zampolit “chat” with the riders
• Show the riders the photos of their “dacha” in the camp of strict regime
• Purge riders
• Classify the horse as a capitalist tool

Finally if all else fails: Have the horse run for US Office.

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