Feckless in Vermont

by Vermont Woodchuck

Kurt Daims, you don’t have a hair on your twee buttocks if you don’t front this arrest. True revolutionaries lead; remember CHE.

President Bush may soon have a new reason to go to the left-leaning Brattleboro Vermont: Here activists want him subject to arrest for war crimes.

The measure: “Shall the Selectboard instruct the Town Attorney to draft indictments against President Bush and Vice President Cheney for crimes against our Constitution, and publish said indictment for consideration by other municipalities?” It requires about 1,000 signatures to place a binding item on the agenda at the town meeting; surely, the pitchforks and torches crowd can accomplish this.

Leader of the drive, Kurt Daims claims, “This petition is as radical as the Declaration of Independence, and it draws on that tradition in claiming a universal jurisdiction when governments fail to do what they’re supposed to do.”

Vermont is the land of plenty. Plenty of loons, brain damaged and ignoranti wander up the Long Trail, lured by welfare and the heady rush of finding Brigadoon. In time, they morph into squealing moonbats as they overdose on that certain pollutant in Brattleboro air.

The Bush-Cheney war crimes petition is to be voted on at town meeting day in March, these lobotomized fools will then expect the officials to act.
They won’t, no authority.

However, a superb chance exists for the BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome) crowd to rooster their stuff.

Kurt Daims, when either of the duo sets foot on Rte. 5 or 9, plop that silly red beret on your dome, hie there immediately and clap the cur in irons. Your fellow signatories surely cover your six.

For your efforts, immediate ascension to Hero of Vermont; feted in Montpelier for your audacity.

May I suggest a fanny pack of items needed in addition to the irons? Mercurochrome, lots of it, a couple of those reusable wine bottle corks, 10mm size should do, and a splint for your penis. FYI;

The USSS is singularly humorless with defectives.

Archived in: Brattleboro, George Bush, Moonbats, Progressives, Vermont, Welfare

January 30, 2008 at 8:00 pm | Trackback

10 comments

1 Scrapiron { 01.30.08 at 11:30 pm }: Shall the president of the United States declare these nuts a danger to the country, call in the military, circle the town and burn it to the ground, leaving no survivors to pass the mental defect down the line? Works for me.
2 Hotspur { 01.31.08 at 6:11 am }: Daims is the model for his generation of activists. Always somewhere else when the shooting starts, and the Alpha male where there are no real dangers.
3 Hotspur { 01.31.08 at 7:03 am }: Oh yeah. The raspberry beret is cute. Daims was either Airborne, or a Prince fan.
4 JohnH { 01.31.08 at 8:59 am }: Everyone should sign the petition at arrestbushpetition.com in support. Bush and Cheney have done more harm to the US and it’s economy then they have against Iraq.
5 Hotspur { 01.31.08 at 1:03 pm }: No Bush fans here, John, but that comment is crazy even by leftist standards.
6 Sealman { 01.31.08 at 5:39 pm }: johnh
you are a perfect example of a lobotomy gone right! No brains! No guts! No purpose in the U.S.A. Move your cowardly, liberal butt to Iraq and live in peace in a loving society
7 Hotspur { 01.31.08 at 6:59 pm }: Sealman:

Consider this sentence…”Bush and Cheney have done more harm to the US and IT’S economy THEN they have AGAINST Iraq”.

We’re not dealing with an Einstein here.
8 Vermont Woodchuck { 02.01.08 at 6:20 am }: “We’re not dealing with an Einstein here.”

That writing looks like a product of current American educational efforts.
9 Vermont Woodchuck { 02.01.08 at 5:35 pm }: Hotspur, not your writing, but that to which you commented.
10 Hotspur { 02.01.08 at 7:13 pm }: Im real tired of yer bad atitood, Vermont.