If they filled the air with the CLU awards (Chartered Life Underwriters), the excitement monitor still flatlines. The divisional Nosebleed Contest rates high on my wanna see shows. Other award programs are available containing more unexpected choices and dark horse winners.

Tonight, from Dirtpoour, India and Raveledburka, Pakistan are the finalists in the International Martinizing Cleanoff. A jbella lot of fun for viewers and contestants alike, the loser gets a round to the head for causing loss of national pride

It’s official: No actors will show up

SAG president Alan Rosenberg has announced that not one of the more than 70 actors nominated for a Golden Globe will attend the Jan. 13 ceremonies because of the WGA’s plans to picket the event.
The Globes have been thrown into turmoil and uncertainty due to the WGA’s refusal to grant a strike waiver to struck Globes producer Dick Clark Prods., which offered to accept the same terms as David Letterman’s Worldwide Pants banner. Instead, the guild has said it will picket the Globes, skedded to air on NBC, which has become a prime target of the WGA’s strike campaign in the past few weeks. [snip]

This strike has improved TV viewing pleasure immensely. Everyone is now free to get some real friends.

Without a smidgen of concern, one can avoid wondering if the reruns sucked as horribly as when they first disgraced the screen. Here, given with professional authority, the show did, does and will until TV’s are forever declared an environmental hazard by Algore.

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