A cold spell soon to replace global warming

[snip] Astrophysics knows two solar activity cycles, of 11 and 200 years. Both are caused by changes in the radius and area of the irradiating solar surface. The latest data, obtained by Habibullah Abdusamatov, head of the Pulkovo Observatory space research laboratory, say that Earth has passed the peak of its warmer period, and a fairly cold spell will set in quite soon, by 2012. Real cold will come when solar activity reaches its minimum, by 2041, and will last for 50-60 years or even longer.

This is my point, which environmentalists hotly dispute as they cling to the hothouse theory. As we know, hothouse gases, in particular, nitrogen peroxide, warm up the atmosphere by keeping heat close to the ground. Advanced in the late 19th century by Svante A. Arrhenius, a Swedish physical chemist and Nobel Prize winner, this theory is taken for granted to this day and has not undergone any serious check. [snip]

Let me be one of if not the first to say that Algore will announce his solitary role in planetary salvation by claiming for himself the mantle of Gaia’s eunuch.

If “Allie Boy”, the Bozone King, had not recognized the immediacy of the peril, the UN and the Legion of Barking Moonbats would have no reason to exist.

Gorbot will tell the globe, “I SAVED THE PLANET.”

Redeem your carbon credits for a chance to bask in my glow.

Think not?

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