Dodd Does Des Moines 

East Haddam - Stocking up on hats, horns, ticker tape and Bailey’s Irish Cream, Connecticut Senator Chris Dodd has MOVED TO IOWA to press the Iowa flesh.

Dodd, the Democratic Party’s dark horse and inevitable Presidential candidate was seen by this reporter at his home just yesterday, raising doubts about his sincerity to remain in Iowa and represent Connecticut.

It’s widely rumored that Dodd’s view of sincerity is the same as Groucho’s: “Once you can fake sincerity, you’ve got it made”.

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January 1, 2008 at 8:13 am | Trackback

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1 Vermont Woodchuck { 01.01.08 at 10:26 am } 

DODD–Dullest of Dumb Donks! The man’s middle name is Sopor.