First, from the people who just booted John Howard. The good side is that the meat looks great on the red Christmas Spode, and it really sets off the mint sauce. I’m told The Lop-Eared Dwarf is especially tender. Key chain ferules available for the feet at my blog address. The rabbit is probably grill-ready. I’m not sure.

Second, from the people whose Sceptr’d Isle will soon be the Scimitar’d Isle, and Hyde Park corner turned into a hangman’s scaffold. What’s that refrain I hear? “We don’t need no education, we don’t need no thought control, no dark sarcasm in the classroom, teachers leave them kids alone….allinallyerjustanutherbrickinthewall!”

Third, from a nation where The War on Poverty produced this grub; he will certainly end up tenured at some squalid Northeastern academic sinkhole. He seems to have attended night courses at the Eldridge Cleaver School of Hair Styling & Tablecloth Design as an H Rap Brown Scholar. America. What a country!

The Left’s fervor for display patriotism sometimes carries a confused massage. But Obama’s message has the purity of the Children’s Crusade. Uh oh, sorry Hussein.

Among the Vermont socialists, the size of the welfare check confers status. With the Donks, bigger is always better.

In the parlance of liberal politics, this is known as “getting the message out.”

Given who won in Iowa, why would anyone pose Thompson in the Nov election. I’ve seen other blurbs posing this possible match up with other Donks.

Curious no?

Danville students favor Obama, Thompson in mock election

(Danville Register & Bee) If students at Langston Focus School had their way, Barack Obama would be the next president of the United States.

Obama, an Illinois senator, handily defeated his Democratic contenders after a Thursday primary and breezed by former U.S. Sen.Fred Thompson during Friday’s mock general election.

“This was a chance for students to learn about who is running for president,” said Jared Coleman, a …

Democratic voters look like a pretty homogeneous lot. The same nebulous themes of “hope” and “change” that elected Deval Patrick are now being bandied about on the national level by Barack Obama. And rather effectively at that given Obama’s comfortable Iowa win.

Obama has yet to impress me as a deep thinker, but his weak kneed themes make me wonder if he has the stones for the job. He voted “present” 130 times as an Illinois state senator. How many state issues can possibly be that vexing? But Obama partisans are quick to defend him:

They said Mr. Obama cast 4,000 votes in the Illinois Senate and used the present vote to protest bills that he believed had been drafted unconstitutionally or as part of a broader legislative strategy.

So the vote should have been “no” after all. He did take an oath to “defend” the constitution, not offer “protest” votes when it gets trampled on. And if merely voting to defend your beliefs is too daunting a challenge, what would a President Obama do if China invades Taiwan? You get the feeling he’d instruct our UN ambassador to vote “present” during the Security Council deliberations to maintain a Swiss like neutrality. Wouldn’t do to offend anyone after all.

This kind of rudderless indecision would be disastrous on the national and international levels. This man simply doesn’t have the experience to be president. His campaign slogan should really read—”Making change for changes sake and hoping for a plan”.

If they filled the air with the CLU awards (Chartered Life Underwriters), the excitement monitor still flatlines. The divisional Nosebleed Contest rates high on my wanna see shows. Other award programs are available containing more unexpected choices and dark horse winners.

Tonight, from Dirtpoour, India and Raveledburka, Pakistan are the finalists in the International Martinizing Cleanoff. A jbella lot of fun for viewers and contestants alike, the loser gets a round to the head for causing loss of national pride

It’s official: No actors will show up

SAG president Alan Rosenberg has announced that not one of the more than 70 actors nominated for a Golden Globe will attend the Jan. 13 ceremonies because of the WGA’s plans to picket the event.
The Globes have been thrown into turmoil and uncertainty due to the WGA’s refusal to grant a strike waiver to struck Globes producer Dick Clark Prods., which offered to accept the same terms as David Letterman’s Worldwide Pants banner. Instead, the guild has said it will picket the Globes, skedded to air on NBC, which has become a prime target of the WGA’s strike campaign in the past few weeks. [snip]

This strike has improved TV viewing pleasure immensely. Everyone is now free to get some real friends.

Without a smidgen of concern, one can avoid wondering if the reruns sucked as horribly as when they first disgraced the screen. Here, given with professional authority, the show did, does and will until TV’s are forever declared an environmental hazard by Algore.