The caucus voters
We’ve heard so much about how the State of Iowa will shape the election of the next president of the U.S. We see the candidates doing everything but sleeping.
Since the MSM believes these voters hold the collective wisdom of the electorate, the Woodchuck wishes the reader to meet these arbiters of political worthiness.
From left to right Elma Glughe, fashion consultant; Wyvern Snokke, bowling alley manager; Irene Pinchine, elementary school teacher; Rennie “Big Toe” Shoohy, Ottumwa Mayor and Desiree swank, registered dietitian.
With the knowledge these savants are on the job voting for the next president of the U.S., you may rest easier.
Archived in: 2008 Election, Humor/Satire, Iowa, Presidential PoliticsDecember 30, 2007 at 10:16 pm | Trackback
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Voting for the next President? In fifteen years they’ll be RUNNING for President.
Miss Pinchine will get Hillary’s mantle, no on second thought, with that do, bequeath to her John Edwards’ gel set.
Millions of average consumers choose to buy Vogue, Glamour, Playboy and Penthouse but we end up with this Revenge of the Moonbats.
Desiree writes for that culinary mag, “Thirty-Second Meals”.
These are the liberal caucus goers that are sentient. The rest have very different DNA.