John Kerry “Tackles” A Vital National Issue
You have to hand it to John Kerry. That guy has his finger on the pulse of the nation. He’s leading the charge on the issues that matter most to Americans. For example, take this whining letter to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell:
As a Bostonian, I couldn’t be more pleased that in just five days, the New England Patriots will attempt to become the first NFL team in 35 years to finish the regular season with an undefeated record. But as someone who represents all of Massachusetts and not just those in the Boston media market, I remain deeply troubled that today as many as 250,000 Massachusetts households, and millions of Patriots fans nationwide, may be denied access to this historic sporting event.
Could the “millions” of Patriots fans who don’t have NFL Network visit a bar or friends’ house? And what does it say about our junior bloviator that he has the time to worry about such frivolous issues? I suppose he ran out of bridges to name and needed a new meaningless issue to champion. This guy couldn’t be more useless.
Archived in: Congress, John Kerry, Massachusetts, SportsDecember 25, 2007 at 12:55 am | Trackback
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The next national crisis to this pea-brain is non-egalitarian, elitist sporting events. Socialized athletics is the perfect campaign plank. Kerry needs to make an appointment with someone really good.
Kerry is reminiscent of the character Mr. Hulot. Jacques Tati played the role well in “Mr. Hulot’s Holiday.” Kerry is the character.
Hey, what an idea! A game of Name The Senator. Don’t know Mr. Hulot, but for Kerry, Uriah Heep comes to mind, or the undertaker in Martin Chuzzlewitt, simply named Mould.
You need to get the movie “Mr. Hulot’s Holiday.” One viewing and you will see why Kerry fits in. Nebbish, nudnik and other names come to mind! Try the library for a copy of it or maybe Netflix.
Talk about clueless. Any real Pats fan would like them to go 16-0, but we also realize that it is all for naught if they don’t go 19-0 and win the Super Bowl.
Of course, Saint Patrick had to get into the act, too.
He’s just doing what all liberals do, like the ones who asked Bush to comment on the steriods in MLB. They just don’t understand why sports is not a priority for the president.
The liberal net is cast far and wide, Chris. NOTHING is beyond its power.