The 72nd virgin 

All across Iran many faithful houris came to try out for the last opening on the Paradise Virgin Team. Many called, few were chosen in the Fortuitous Festival. Devotees of martyrdom had their last chance to vote for their choice of eternal doxies by detonating their pants.

Here Fatima showed her licentious agility, after which she was brought back to vertical by a front end loader.

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October 7, 2007 at 11:23 am | Trackback

7 comments

1 Hotspur { 10.07.07 at 11:31 am } 

Gasp.

2 Hotspur { 10.07.07 at 11:42 am } 

Recovered now. Is that a split or has she adhered herself to the playing field? Just askin’.

3 Helen { 10.07.07 at 3:56 pm } 

Wow…..I had no idea how bored you guys were watching the Anorexia Show!

4 Anonymous { 10.08.07 at 11:58 am } 

Something about this picture is just plain out wrong (on so many levels).

5 Vermont Woodchuck { 10.08.07 at 12:56 pm } 

Yeah, the scores should have been higher.

6 Vermont Woodchuck { 10.09.07 at 8:17 am } 

Just because I watched the stick figures doesn’t mean I can’t switch to the Chubby Channel occasionally.
Helen, one of these days some body in Sticky Sap, ME is going to put a movie screen on a radio and a whole new world will be born in Big Piney. They’ll be watching and talking about Lawrence Welk for hours.

7 Hotspur { 10.10.07 at 3:28 am } 

Sticy Sap? LOL.