Holy House Halfwit
DENNIS KUCINICH IN SYRIA, BLESSES EVERYONE BUT AMERICANS
Eligible bachelor, pacifist hunk and Ohio Representative, Dennis Kucinich was in Syria last week cuddling the region-stabilizing Bashar Assad for his open-door policy to Iraqi refugees. The population-expanding meddling in the Iraq War of the Syrian and Iranian regimes has encouraged Iraqis friendly to both countries to take refuge across their borders.
Experts here conclude that these population-expanding and stabilizing policies were met with approval by the impish hair-dye tester and apple-doll head model, Dennis Kucinich (D-Emented). Syria and Iran both seek to redress the population imbalance by sending terrorists to Iraq to stop the sectarian violence by killing Iraqis, a “fair” policy almost certain to meet with Kucinich’s endorsement.
Assad’s intimidation, murder and assassination policies in nearby Lebanon have enabled the American left’s much-admired and peace-oriented Hezbollah to threaten the destabilizing Israeli state to the south. This reporter believes that Kucinich endorses murder, assassination, and Islamic totalitarianism as a means to continue the “peace-process” slaughter, and to promote stability in the region as long as it is legal.
Experts here also believe that American forces, claimed by liberals to be already short on the necessities of war, lacked the disinfectant supplies that would be needed after Kucinich hand-shaking. Legal scholars and compassionate conservatives here believe that Kucinich’s blessing of American forces would almost certainly violate Constitutional restrictions on religious expression, and that Kucinich wished to avoid offending Islamist Al Qaeda beheaders worldwide.
WorldNet Daily Online (Sep 6, 2007) had this to say:
After praising Syria following a meeting in Damascus with President Bashar Assad, Democratic Presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich declared he will not visit troops in Iraq during his Middle East tour because he considers the American military presence in Iraq to be illegal.
“I feel the United States is engaging in an illegal occupation….I don’t want to bless that occupation with my presence“, Kucinich said in Lebanon according to the Associated Press. “I will not do it”…
It is not known when Representative Kucinich will slither back to Washington, DC.
Archived in: Al Qaeda, Conservatives, Constitution, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Lebanon, Liberals, Middle East, Military, Syria
September 9, 2007 at 9:36 am | Trackback
9 comments
Save a huge carbon footprint by making him swim home. As he nears the gulf Stream, use freshly killed bloody Hizbozos as a directional marker toward shore. (to welcome our Hansel home)
He’d have to make it through the Straits of Gibralter first, and down across the old Spanish trade route to the Gulf Stream, then up the coast to some Mid-Atlantic port. I don’t think his propeller beanie would hold out that long.
I think I wrote a comment over a year ago about the Offshore Swim Test.
All miscreants of felonious ilk are placed on a barge and towed 35 miles offshore. Upon reaching the demarcation line, all are unceremoniously heaved over the side. Any that swim back to shore are forgiven of their transgressions with restoration to full citizen rights.
I doubt recidivism would be a common occurrence.
let us test his fealty in this manner.
Will someone please bury Dennis the Menace beside Hoffa? Someone knows how to do it so he will never be found and never get caught.
A couple years ago, a post about Kucinich brought in a couple hundred comments. Only one guy defended Kucinich, especially for “taking on Corporate Cleveland”.
Then a commenter called “Corporate Cleveland” got into the argument,and said “Kucinich doesn’t f*** with me anymore, does he?”
It went downhill from there. Corporate Cleveland won.
Oh, the blog was Little Green Footballs.
Hotspur, for the record we should correct Dennis’s marital status…..he’s off the market!
That’s another story completely…
Oh no, Helen. He’s off the market?? Some lucky girl snagged a real prize in Dennis.
she makes Camilla look like any Baywatch babe.