Bush to cede power to VP

Cheney to rule during colonoscopy

WASHINGTON - President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday and temporarily hand presidential powers over to Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House said.[snip]

Cheney’s office issued the orders to shoot on sight all southern border crossers and cross dressers. “Permitting Kos/kids to join the Marcus Garvey trans-oceanic canoe race for world diversity is our first priority,” said a Cheney spokesperson off the record.

The New England Senatorial delegation and Hollywood elites are receiving a 6-month educational trip to Iran and Saudi Arabia courtesy of AA and the Alzheimer’s Meet Your Constituents program.

On 6/29/02, Bush underwent colorectal screening for severe pain and constipation. As reported at the time they removed two polyps, several democratic congressmen, and Al Gore’s brain.

Cheney assumed power at that time, but was unable to act due to time constraints.

Further news as it develops.

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