World powers to work on new U.N. resolution on Iran 

by Vermont Woodchuck

LONDON (Reuters) - World powers agreed on Monday to work on a new U.N. Security Council resolution to put pressure on Iran over its nuclear program but remained committed to seeking a negotiated solution, British officials said. [snip]

…We began work on a new Security Council resolution,” said John Sawers, political director of the British Foreign Office. [snip]

Finally, the Security Council is showing a spine of steel! They’re using the thesaurus as a weapon of mass eruction. These new ones will completely solve the problem we have with Iran.

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7 comments

1 Rhod { 02.28.07 at 11:43 am } 

I think this will conclude with the UN buying Warning Credits from anyone willing to sell them. Then they can warn Iran without increasing the net output of warnings.

I’m working on an Insult Credit proposal of my own. They’re really cheap…even the F-Bomb is only about 10 cents, unless its the adverbial form, which is 15 cents. Then I can insult sensitive lefties without despoiling the planet.

2 Rhod { 02.28.07 at 11:48 am } 

Try again…

I think this will conclude with the UN purchasing Warning Creidts from anyone will to sell them. The the UN can warn Iran without increasing the net output of warnings.

I’m working on an Insult Credit system of my own. The prices are good. Even the F-Bomb is only 10 cents, with the adverbial form just another nickel. Then I can insult sensitive lefties without despoiling the planet. Let them complain.

3 Rhod { 02.28.07 at 11:55 am } 

Darn. It didn’t disappear.

4 Bryan { 02.28.07 at 4:52 pm } 

Rhod:

The “Warning Credit” concept is very funny. I’d suspect the the usual suspects from the TurdWorld would be selling them. The Insult Credits would be used principally against the US, Israel, Christians, Jews, gun owners, Conservatives and other such disturbers of the progressives kumbaya mental state.

5 Rhod { 02.28.07 at 5:16 pm } 

I think you’re right, Bryan. We need Stupid Credits, too, for guys like Prince Charles, the adenoidal, mincing weirdo who won’t be The Burger King. Among the Windsors, he’s the Anti-Ronald, because he hates MacDonalds. This will cost him a lot of Euros.

I bet he has a rubber-ball swimming pool in one of his 300 mansions, and maybe a Jungle Jim. He owns entire counties and even prisons, and he’s bitching about MacDonalds. This is his “let them eat Sirloin” moment.

This is his “let them eat cake” moment.

6 Rhod { 02.28.07 at 5:17 pm } 

Too.

7 Vermont Woodchuck { 02.28.07 at 7:08 pm } 

I’m waiting for the Bonnie Prince to wear his proper attire, a harlequin outfit with bells and a tiny scepter.

His real title is the “Prince of Wails.”