There was an epidemic of enuresis on The Left when “they” noticed that Sarah Palin had a message written on her left palm. 

Was it Satan’s own stigmata, a diabolical code of some sort, a message to her armies of followers to commence the fascist sh**storm promised by Chimpy Bushitlerhaliburton?

 Worse.  It was “Hi Mom”.  What a she-devil this woman is!

(I think this is one of the photos that “The White House” is now claiming copyright.)

For that reason, I’m using it here free of charge.  Come and get me, you halfwits…

Two interesting articles:

Europe Risks Another Global Depression 

Greek Ouzo Crisis Escalates…

You had to wonder how long the financial transfusions from the productive to the un-productive would last.   This is not good.  It will almost certainly spell the end of the fanciful notions of the EU, and aggravate the age-old European tensions and prejudices.  And still, the same breed of managerial-class bureau-clods and clowns are running things in America.

 Hang on tight, this will be a rough ride.

I damn near shot the TV at half time.

I’d like to know who was the dumass that hired that band? They SUCKED years ago!
Now they sounded like a cross between cats getting enemas and pigs being gelded in a metal building.
That halftime show had to be sponsored by NOtone Hearing Aids and the School for the Hearing Impaired.
There is no one in the 18-54 Demographic listening to that squealing feedback; hell bad disco killed it.

It does prove there is a recession; there’s no money around to hire talent.
20 minutes of Jimmy Swaggert imploring the Lord for forgiveness would have provided comic relief.

…Rapidly collapsing public belef in man-made global warming (BBC)…

Gore will be drinking chicken blood and rolling bones to plan his next move deeper into insanity and irrelevance.

I had a couple of doctor’s appointments this week. They brought me nearer to Time Magazine and Redbook than I have been in many years. I subscribed to Time from the late 1960’s through the 1980’s, when I grew up and comprehended that Lance Morrow, who was the best writer at Time in those years, exchanged good writing and description for a dictionary of obscure metaphors.

I think I lost interest when he described the music of David Byrne as “sci-fi for a perpetual present tense”.  Stupid.   Morrow contracted Norman Mailer Disease, so I stayed away.

Anyway. over the years I noticed, in subsequent doctor’s offices, that Time was smaller and smaller, sillier and sillier and more tabloid than a pillar of the news magazine genre should be.

Either the “news” or events themselves were at some stage of erosion and decay, and therefore unworthy of serious reporting, or readers of the “news” were  painfully incurious if not downright stupid.  A third option, which includes the second possibility above, is that Time magazine is bathroom and waiting room reading for liberals.

Time has apparently pictured Obama on its cover nineteen times in one year, and as liberal journals go, if you want the real lowdown on progressive thinking, you need to read The Nation or The Guardian, or even one of the lib blogs in New England, where the brains are.  Time is an embarrassment, the kind of liberal treacle that earnest, big-hearted high school students believe to be a sober journal of current events.  It isn’t.  It’s garbage.

I didn’t count the Green articles, or policy recommendations for Obama, or the high-pitched screeds on some conservative evil that lay, dead and droll, in the pages of the six or seven issues of Time I leafed through.  It was unimportant and unnecessary.  Someone should put this tree-killing, fatuous piece of crap to bed and hold a pillow on its face until it stops breathing.  You’d get off, because it’s a mercy-killing.

Mardi Gras is coming up Jonesie, bring over the CRU crowd, a batch of those pols and get Mike Mann and try this great brew. Two cans Hawaiian punch, one orange, sliced and one can of Drano. Help make amends for all the damage you did to people for lost jobs, wages and inflicting bad science on the world. Hold the party at Gore’s house.

I thought of killing myself, says climate scandal professor Phil Jones

 THE scientist at the centre of the “climategate” email scandal has revealed that he was so traumatised by the global backlash against him that he contemplated suicide.

Professor Phil Jones said in an exclusive interview with The Sunday Times that he had thought about killing himself “several times”. He acknowledged similarities to Dr David Kelly, the scientist who committed suicide after being exposed as the source for a BBC report that alleged the government had “sexed up” evidence to justify the invasion of Iraq.

In emails that were hacked into and seized upon by global-warming sceptics before the Copenhagen climate summit in December, Jones appeared to call upon his colleagues to destroy scientific data rather than release it to people intent on discrediting their work monitoring climate change. [snip]

Discrediting their work? What a mild term for what you blackguards were doing.

RFK, Jr. 15 months ago: Global warming means no snow or cold in DC

Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who flies around on private planes so as to tell larger numbers of people how they must live their lives in order to save the planet, wrote a column last year on the lack of winter weather in Washington, D.C.

In Virginia, the weather also has changed dramatically. Recently arrived residents in the northern suburbs, accustomed to today’s anemic winters, might find it astonishing to learn that there were once ski runs on Ballantrae Hill in McLean,… [snip]

Having shoveled my walk five times in the midst of this past weekend’s extreme cold and blizzard, I think perhaps RFK, Jr. should leave weather analysis to the meteorologists instead of trying to attribute every global phenomenon to anthropogenic climate change.

MA cleaned out one pit of corruption; RI needs to get that drug addled fool out in Nov.

Help the impotent; have a laugh!

Daughter blames mother’s…flatulence…for global warming!  I thought the gasses emitted during the SOTU were to blame…

He’s probably a very nice guy, all things considered.

Just don’t let the thing dock in New Jersey.

One might say, they’re addicted to spuds.

Defunding The Left was Newt Gingrich’s idea. Money, patronage, tax-exemption, not-for-profit and non-profit schemes have enabled The Left to build an enormous center of influence parallel to government.

Elected government is only one means among many that they’ll employ to have their way.  The labyrinthine system that supplies their life blood can’t be stopped by a single administration friendly to our  way of thinking, but maybe we can begin with their official center, the DNC.

THIS suggestion comes from HillBuzz.  It makes a lot of sense to me.  Conservatives and libertarians are generally crudely unsophisticated  in- if not completely unaware of - the process of expanding our political influence and undermining theirs.  I no longer care what they think, how much they squeal about losing, or whether or not they play a role in  political management and administration.  The sooner they’re marginalized, the better.

…So I can use him as a sandbag…

Meteorologist loses his mind…

Then you have to load it up with sugar to make it palatable. I’ll say this for it. It increases your motility!

The Nanny State busybody bunch will do something; as they will tell you we need to DO something. It’s for the children. It’s for… SOMETHING!
This data is published by the Insurance Industry!

Study: Distracted Driving Laws Don’t Stop Crashes

Insurance Industry Finds Laws Haven’t Resulted In Fewer Vehicle Crashes

WASHINGTON — A new insurance industry study has found that state laws banning the use of handheld devices to make calls or send text messages while driving have not resulted in fewer vehicle crashes.

The study, released Friday by the Highway Loss Data Institute, examined insurance claims from crashes before and after such bans took effect in California, New York, Connecticut and Washington, D.C.

The organization found that claims rates did not go down after the laws were enacted. It also found no change in patterns compared with nearby states without such bans.

Adrian Lund, the group’s president, said the finding doesn’t bode well “for any safety payoff from all the new laws.” [snip]

This won’t make any difference but, we must do SOMETHING!

So what do we get?

Vermont Senate To Urge Ban On Texting While Driving

MONTPELIER, Vt. — The Vermont Senate is expected to urge quick action on a bill that would ban texting while driving. [snip]

Washington County Sen. Phil Scott says the question isn’t whether the Senate will pass an anti-texting law, but rather the details of the law.

Of course, what else did you expect!

I used to think the fool in the White House was just the smart, but unimaginative, result of ceaseless liberal indoctrination by his mentors. Then I thought he was a strange kind of educated, progressive, urban yokel, for whom real people were just the products of this, or that, dialectic. Now I think he’s just nuts.

He recounts THIS dreadful story. You don’t know whether to laugh or scream.